Definitions by C4PROOF

tittywhack 

verb: to tittywhack
noun: a tittywhack

to bitchslap a tit with your cock (either slapping one at a time or hitting both at the same time depending on the size of your organ)

Oh honey, I'm gonna tittywhack you like never before.
Mam, that man just tittywhacked me while he promised me candy.

tittywhack by C4PROOF August 20, 2003

zerp 

1) plain bitter
2) extremely dislikeable
3) off-scale

1) ...man, that cheese tasted "zerp"...
2) ...man, that shit is somewhere inbetween "zerp" and "sour"...
3) ...captain, all my needles are going totally "zerp"...

zerp by C4PROOF August 19, 2003

contribution 

the act of paying tribute to any female organ.

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contribution by C4PROOF August 19, 2003

asspelonking

1) going deep on any given subject.
2) anally profound.

1) Oh no, let's not start asspelonking over that same old thing again , now shall we...
2) The doctor had to investigate him rectally and it sure looked asspelonking!

asspelonking by C4PROOF August 19, 2003

may cause drowsiness

Don't make any fucking plans, ok!?!

On the side of the box it said:"May cause drowsiness"

may cause drowsiness by C4PROOF August 19, 2003

gravity 

the natural tendency towards a depression

Fat people tend to suffer harder under the effects of gravity than thin people.

gravity by C4PROOF August 19, 2003

Spanish splatter 

bad case of diahrrea, often looking more like dysenterie

Man , I'm never eating there again.As soon as I got home last night it gave me the Spanish splatter.

Spanish splatter by C4PROOF August 19, 2003