98 definitions by C L G
Extra Mature Cheddar refers to 'old money' that has been in a family for a minimum of 6 years. If somebody's ancestors inherited the family fortune, they're classed as an extra mature cheddar family.
by C L G July 4, 2021
To cop a mouse is to get a black eye. It was theorised that the term (originating in the 1800's) uses 'cop' to refer to the word 'catch', and 'mouse' to refer to the fact that a mouse is roughly the same size and colour/color of a black eye at its worst.
by C L G January 31, 2021
Where two people sign a document that will probably end up causing a bad situation for both parties involved.
by C L G September 21, 2017
The naughts and crosses equivalent of strip poker, naughty and crosses is a situation where you play naughts and crosses and the loser of each round takes off a piece of clothing.
by C L G February 5, 2021
by C L G May 8, 2018
“You need to stay on my sofa because you had a big fuck-off argument with your parents?”
“IT WASN'T A BIG FUCK-OFF ARGUMENT. It was... Just an Icky Spat.”
“IT WASN'T A BIG FUCK-OFF ARGUMENT. It was... Just an Icky Spat.”
by C L G June 30, 2020
Referring to the measurement of purity in respect to rare metals, Karat simply means top quality - the height of something in regards to how great it is.
David : “I just bought that new phone.”
Cheryl : “Does it live up to the hype?”
David : “Oh, it's Karat. Best phone I've ever owned.”
Cheryl : “Does it live up to the hype?”
David : “Oh, it's Karat. Best phone I've ever owned.”
by C L G February 14, 2020