5 definitions by Butchbox

road fart

The sound your wheels make when you cross a rumble strip at the edge of the highway.

I was so tired driving home that the road farts were the only thing that kept me alive.

by Butchbox January 8, 2019

Extraneous typed response to real content, lacking emotion or pertinence to the on-going conversation

I sent Eloise an email pouring out my heart and all I got back from her was finger fizz.

by Butchbox September 4, 2022

A way to do anything fucked up or in the wrong direction.

That chick wasn't even drunk and she was driving blondewards down a one-way street!!

by Butchbox June 16, 2022

noun: aka colonoscopy; used as "going to Askamerastan"

As soon as I hit 50 years old, my doctor booked me a trip to Askamerastan.

by Butchbox May 11, 2023

(N). Horndog fixated on a sexual conquest, not stopping until he blows a load of cum on/in her

Barry is such a cumshoe when it comes to Vanessa...he's always talking about making her his bukkake bride.

by Butchbox December 31, 2022