32 definitions by Busted Hyman

braille

Language spoken by severely drunk people.

Peter was so blind last night, he was speaking braille.

by Busted Hyman July 5, 2006

show me where the axe hit

The entrance to the human vagina. In reference to the similarity of the shape of an axe wound and the appearance of the opening of a woman's cunt.

Amanda was the first girl to show me where the axe hit her.

by Busted Hyman July 5, 2006

fatal first piss

The first time during a long drinking session that one has to finally answer the call of nature or take a piss. This is a bad thing as this generally signals that there will be the beginning of many frequent drink-interupting trips to the dunny.

I held on as long as I could but after five beers I had to take the fatal first piss.

by Busted Hyman July 6, 2006

Methane Man

A male person who is renowned for polluting the air with liberal amounts of methane and other noxious gases via his anus. A guy who farts a lot.

Oh God ! Get out of here guys, here comes Methane Man.

by Busted Hyman July 6, 2006

Polly waffle

A piece of shit about 6 inches long. Named after the brand of a chocolate bar which looks just like it.

i just dropped a big greasy polly waffle into the can.

by Busted Hyman July 5, 2006

vinegar tits

A woman who with a nasty personality, usually also rather unattractive and hence very undesirable.

Look at vinegar tits over there... A right nasty bitch with the looks of Saddam Hussein's camel.

by Busted Hyman July 5, 2006

D.I.N.K.U.M

Acronym for Double Income, No Kids, Unbelievable Mortgage. Describes young hard-working marrieds (or a pair of faggots) who are deferring having children whilst they plough all their money into a very large housing loan. See also D.I.N.K.

Look at that huge mansion; a couple of D.I.N.K.U.M s there.

by Busted Hyman July 6, 2006