5 definitions by BustMyCashew37.5

Liberian flagpole

A word used to describe the massive length and girth of an individual's penis. This particular individual would be a native of Liberia.

A Liberian flagpole can measure anywhere from 9 inches to approximately 11 feet soft.

"Look at that guy's dick. I mean that thing is a Liberian Flagpole."

by BustMyCashew37.5 November 8, 2018

Louisiana Shish-kebab

A sexual act in which a male inserts his Liberian flagpole through the vaginal cavity or rectum of a woman and the tip emerges from the mouth, thus turning her into a Louisana Shish-kebab.

Friend: Yo, what the fuck happened to our science teacher?
Man: Well, right after I gave her the ol’ trusty Knuckle Spider, I turned her into a Louisiana Shish-kebab.
Friend: What the hell is that?
Man: We were fucking and the tip just popped out the other end like a skewer in a Shish-kebab.

by BustMyCashew37.5 November 8, 2018

Rubbies

"The Rubbies" is when you are in public and you have an urge to choke the chicken but you don’t want anyone to see you so you rub your dick through your pants.

"I went to work and I got the Rubbies so I had to do the deeds under my desk"

by BustMyCashew37.5 November 14, 2017

sugarclit

What I used to call my ex-wife before she left me

"What's for dinner sugarclit?"

by BustMyCashew37.5 December 24, 2018

knuckle spider

A knuckle spider is the act of rapidly using your fingers in a spider-like motion while simultaneously inserting your fingers inside a woman's vagina with the intent of granting her intense pleasure.

Friend: "Yo, what did you get on the test?"
Guy: "A+"
Friend: "WTF? How? I thought you said you bombed it?"
Guy: "Yeah, I really needed that A so I went in after class and gave our teacher the ol' knuckle spider" (makes spider-like hand gesture)

by BustMyCashew37.5 July 13, 2018