Burt Milhorse Eriksson's definitions

MAD

MAD is an American humour magazine with comics. The name should always be capitalized as "MAD" to distinguish with any other Mads or the word (adjective) "mad". MAD is an acronym from "Mesh takes a D", in which "mesh" is "#" (number sign) and "to take a d" is to "commit a suicide".

Bon: "People oftentimes wonder what that "E" in the middle of the name of Alfred E. Neuman – the cover boy of MAD magazine – stands for and what happened to his missing tooth."
Connie: "No, they don't."

by Burt Milhorse Eriksson April 8, 2021

ficus

A plant belonging to the genus Ficus; a homosexual male. Because of their delecate, "plant-like" habitus including their clothing (Hawaiian, floral-patterned T-shirts) and their tendency towards becoming a florist (if they're not a hairdresser).

Bob: "Look at Gary walking there on the street! Doesn't he looks fancy?"
Connie: "I heard he's a ficus."
Bob: "A what?"
Connie: "A ficus. You know... An assbandit."
Bob: "What?"
Connie: "Nevermind."

by Burt Milhorse Eriksson April 8, 2021

Manal

Man-on-man anal sex.

Bob: "I heard manal is how you contract HIV most likely."
Connie: "Yeah, the receiving end — or bottom, as gays like to call them – is in a greater risk in straight sex, too!"

by Burt Milhorse Eriksson April 8, 2021

underrated

Used to describe anything that is adequately compensated; highly regarded and well appreciated in its field.

Melvin: "The Beatles is the most underrated band in the history of music!"
Sparky: "Touché! Just as Johnny Carson must be the most underrated talk show host there ever was!"
Thor: "IKR like Chevy Chase though on SNL facts boi GG u'r a legend ¦D LOL"

by Burt Milhorse Eriksson April 11, 2021

honest

A word you use to accentuate that you really are not being that serious (sic!), but rather making a light-hearted comment in a meme stylee (sic!). Memeheads are spouting it out like there is no tomorrow – and there well might not be one, thanks to Corona.

Among the "great eight" of filler words whose meaning the people using them don't even understand, but solely spam them to every YouTube video they can get their hands into, because "that is what you are supposed to do!" The other words are: literally, appreciate, underrated, legit short for legitimate, ignore, actually, though short for although.

Also closely related to the mythical "YouTube algorithm".

Melvin on YouTube comments section of any given video: "Lets be honest: u didnt' searched for this *ambiguous smiley* U could of but, u did'nt though..."

by Burt Milhorse Eriksson April 11, 2021

could of

The most common spelling of "could've" in United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, Ireland, United States, Canada, New Zealand and Australia. It really doesn't mean anything, but it's a bit like myths and urban legends: people are just too lazy to think whether it's true or even plausible.

Joe: "I could of get that shot done though"
Barry: "Facts boi GG though you were totally robbed of that shot by the ref"

by Burt Milhorse Eriksson April 11, 2021

ain't

Short for "am not" and for nothing else – not even "is not", for "it ain't" would just be "it am not". The only correct use is "I ain't" which is a contraction of "I am not". So, don't say e.g. "you ain't" which would only mean "you am not".

Clinique: "Let 'im go, he didn't do nothing!"
TyRone: "I ain't done nothing! I ain't done no nothing!"
LaKeisha: "You bastards, let us go! I ain't done none!"
Barackeisha: "You let 'em go!! They's ain't have done nothing! They ain't have done none!"

by Burt Milhorse Eriksson April 11, 2021