14 definitions by Buddhabing

buju

An alternative term for Jubu. Someone born Jewish who practices Buddhism.

Derek thought there was a spanner in the works, but in fact it was a buju.

by Buddhabing April 23, 2004

socktopus

A collection of stray socks bundled together in the hope that their partners will one day spontaneously rematerialise. The name derives from the fact that the loose end of each sock emerges like a tentacle from the body of a cephalopod.

The preponderance of unattached socklings is now known to be an effect of quantum physics. The uncertainty about the fate of the other socks is known as the Uncertainty Principle.

See also quantum entanglement.

My top drawer is the nest of a mighty socktopus.

by Buddhabing June 4, 2004

green day

Some good songs but paved the way for safe commercial pseudo-punk bands like Blink182

Green Day was a black day for punk.

by Buddhabing April 23, 2004

Zen

'A special transmission outside the teachings; not depending on words or letters; directly pointing to Mind; realizing one's True Nature and becoming Buddha.' (Bodhidharma)

A monk asked Baso, "What is the Buddha?" Baso replied, "Not mind, not Buddha."

by Buddhabing November 2, 2004

zen

Form is emptiness, emptiness is form

Q: Does a cow have Buddha Nature?
A: Moo

by Buddhabing February 15, 2004

quantum entanglement

An affair with a particle physicist.

Now that would be telling.

by Buddhabing November 4, 2004

Jubu

A Jew by birth who practices Buddhism as an adult.

'Study the Dharma'?! only a Jubu would use a phrase like that!

by Buddhabing March 2, 2004