Bryan's definitions

schwea

Extreme approval of something gnarly.

Schwea bro, that snowboarding trick was dope!

by Bryan April 5, 2005

Maholla

Its another way of sayin holla but better.

person#1:peep out those fo fos.
person#2:They on point.
person#1:Maholla

by Bryan April 19, 2005

Sieh Monster

This kind of beast rules the underworld of livid, vivid sexual theatrics. It is one who watches porn by day, up to 60 pornos that have been saved in the deps of his personal computer. By night this death walker watches their roomate talk to their girlfriend for hours planning on ways to shut them up. It is a person who has extremely intense sexual frustrations that are heightened by his lifestyle and environment in which he lives.

I was walking down the hallway when out of the corner of my ears I heard the wild yelp of a chained sieh monster. I opened up the doo and there he was planted in front of his porn ladden computer like a deer in headlights.

by Bryan April 18, 2005

fnucking

see fnuck and add -ing, besch!

That is so fnucking smurf!

by Bryan January 27, 2005

assholes

a word to describe someone or group of people who act like idiots

Americans are war mongering assholes

by bryan April 23, 2006

Turkie

Traditionally flocked with feathers, the inherently evil Turkie is an inhabitant of the Turkie Valley. Turkies are predominantly scavengers, and traditionally possess razor-sharp claws, however appearances have been known to vary wildly. Sexually promiscuous by nature, males traditionally determine rank by the size of their gobbler. Turkies are know universally as the only known natural enemy to the Creature.

"Oh no; it's a Turkie!"

by Bryan September 8, 2005

Road Crank

The act of masturbating while driving in your car.

Is that guy next to us road crankin?

by Bryan November 19, 2004