Bryan's definitions

no stats

no dice; no go; not available

derives from days of hand-computed fantasy baseball stats. overeager owners (ie. steven blank) would call and hound the commissioner for the latest league statistics. one time, a flummoxed commissioner tony picked up the phone and screamed "NO STATS" before slamming it back on its cradle.

no stats on the movie tonight, i have to work.

no stats on the chronic, my guy wasn't home.

by Bryan April 16, 2005

shooting the shit

talking with your friends in a humourous manner when in a serious situation

i was shooting the shit at the funeral, and got shot in the face.

by bryan October 27, 2003

Windows Media Player

Yet more useless software from microsoft

Error 403 what the hell does that mean

by Bryan February 13, 2005

Canadian Defensive

Similar to the Roman War Helmet, except you put your anus on their nose, place your balls on their chin and let your penis extend down their throat.

Brendan passed out early, so I gave him the ol' Canadian Defensive.

by Bryan November 19, 2004

peep out

check out, look at, etc.

person#1:peep out those fo fos.
person#2:They on point.
person#1:Maholla.

by Bryan April 19, 2005

router

rhymes with clam chowda!

router rhymes with clam chowda!

by bryan November 27, 2004

back face

The region located at the back of your head. Usually used when one feels pain or hurts the back of their head.

Aw man, I just got punched in the back face.

by Bryan February 10, 2005