Bryan's definitions

Stack of buttons

The way one's penis looks after exiting the pool.

Man, my dicks like a stack of buttons right now.

by Bryan November 19, 2004

no offense

A phrase used to make insults seem socially acceptable.

"No offense, John, but your mom is a fucking whore."

"You've got huge bitch tits, Patrick... no offense."

by bryan September 11, 2004

schwea

Extreme approval of something gnarly.

Schwea bro, that snowboarding trick was dope!

by Bryan April 5, 2005

cross counrty

kick ass sport that helps ppl run faster and at longer distances.

is really fun

mr carter is the best cc coach ever!

by bryan December 6, 2004

pujoua

tripple cock slap IN THE FACE

oh shit he got pujouaed in da face

by bryan January 18, 2005

gibby

a mild form of retardation that comes prodominately in kids that listen to punk and are named mike gibson

wow! your such a gibby, i mean c'mon.

by bryan October 20, 2004

The Welder

When you're inside a wet pussy and you get her to touch one side of the socket and you touch the other, so it arcs across the genitals.

Similar to the Electric Bob.

Sparks shot outta that pussy when I did the welder on her.

by Bryan April 18, 2005