stall tactics

A practice in which sexual favors are exchanged between two (maybe more) consenting people within the confines of a bathroom stall.
Idaho Republican Senator Larry Craig indulges in 'stall tactics' by placing his head under a toilet partition and into the adjacent toilet stall and asking that stall attendee (preferably a smooth young lad)if he would like a nice sack wash. He usually follows up with the statement, "I'm not gay!"
by Bryan Gilbreath August 29, 2007
Get the stall tactics mug.

stresstival

The air of severe stress and panic that encompasses a group when a project is due.
Wow, everyone here is freaking out cuz this project is due tomorrow. It's a real 'stresstival around here.
by Bryan Gilbreath August 28, 2009
Get the stresstival mug.

partial mirth abortion

The act of cutting off someone's joke by beating them to the punchline.
A: Hey, did you tell your co-workers that joke I told you last night?
B: Yeah.
A: Well, how did it go over?
B: It was a 'partial mirth abortion'. I was pausing, as you should for comedic effect... just about ready to tell the punchline..... and some jerk beat me to it.
by Bryan Gilbreath February 12, 2011
Get the partial mirth abortion mug.

honda davidson

Any motorcycle, besides a Harley Davidson, that comes out with a retro design reminiscent of Harley Davidson.
Hey, did you see that cool Harley that Chip just pulled in on?
Nah dude. He just wants the ladies to think it's a Harley. That's not a Harley, it's a Honda Davidson. One easy way you can tell is the price tag is about one fourth and the reliability is about 500 percent.
by Bryan Gilbreath September 18, 2007
Get the honda davidson mug.

inaporkriate

An inappropriate comment or reaction typically regarding someone being overweight.
A: Wow, I cannot believe how absolutely fat you've become. You are truly a huge lardass!

B: Why, thank you for noticing! Please, before you make one more 'inaporkriate' comment, pass me that tub of butter.
by Bryan Gilbreath December 04, 2009
Get the inaporkriate mug.

pamnesia

Pamnesia is the state of mind in which you forget a girl's name. It can be embarassing if you've already had 'relations' with said female.
T: Who was that hotty you took home last night?
B: Dude, I have no idea. I must have pamnesia.
by Bryan Gilbreath February 10, 2009
Get the pamnesia mug.

poovenir

The splattered or streaked 'reminders' one leaves behind after flushing the toilet.
Me: "Hey sweetheart, I gotta run but, I left you a 'poovenir' of my Mexican lunch in the restroom. You can thank me later."
Sweetheart: Aaaahhhh....you say the sweetest things!
by Bryan Gilbreath August 27, 2009
Get the poovenir mug.