4 definitions by Bruhyourmum
by Bruhyourmum May 1, 2019
Schols is quite possibly the closest thing on earth to the 7th layer of Hell, with all the sins covered. The reason nobody has ever stepped foot into the staff room is because there is an interdimensional portal that leads to the alternate schols universe where life is actually good. The canteen is overpriced because of like money laundering or something and the bathroom air is tainted by vape juice and the occasional school shitter (yes they have those). The students there are called Schols Moles, and rightfully so, as they have zero concept of the outside world and will fraternise exclusively with Newington. Stay clear, you will get eaten, as all Schols girls are cannibals. (as a result of the high prices at the canteen).
Schols Girl: "yo lets go vape in the bathroom"
"no dude we will get suspended"
"no we wont, shazza wont find us"
*Gets suspended*
"no dude we will get suspended"
"no we wont, shazza wont find us"
*Gets suspended*
by Bruhyourmum June 15, 2023
She is probably undeniably irritating. Zanna has a problem with holding grudges. She most likely has been holding one for 10 years. She is most likely a bogan. Although she is bad, she knows how to listen and can help you alot. she also has a very dirty sense of humour.
David: "yeet, i sure wish i was a ZANNA!"
Tom: " NO! Don't fall into her trap, SHE IS A MONSTER!"
David:" SICK!"
Tom: *slaps David*
Tom: " NO! Don't fall into her trap, SHE IS A MONSTER!"
David:" SICK!"
Tom: *slaps David*
by Bruhyourmum May 1, 2019
Anabella is a snobby bitch YEEEEETTTT
by Bruhyourmum May 1, 2019