4 definitions by Bretton Boyd

1. An imaginary Los Angles area rough and tumble gangster pimp who has particular disdain for maudlin sentiments or small talk.
2. One who obstreperously cuts to the chase.
Well... your Mercedes debacle is mezmerizing and sounds like a story for the shooty shiznipps.
by Bretton Boyd December 29, 2004
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1(n) elaborate multitrack recordings of guitar music
2(n) an insidious plot propogated by mid-eighties metal bands to bring about a collective resurgence in catalog sales and nostalgia tours.
The guitarchitecture in Radiohead's OK Computer is sublte yet sublime in effect.

Clearly, guitarchitecture is fermenting at local guitar centers based on reported hairlength consistency and growth projections.
by Bretton Boyd July 3, 2006
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1. a direct and impersonal rejection of a sexual overture, pass, or advance.

2. a skillful dodging of an impending and usually negative engagement or interaction.
"She gave him the heisman when he smiled over his martini."

"I heismanned my boss yesterday when he approached me about those TPS coversheets and reports."
by Bretton Boyd December 29, 2004
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a performance by a large ensemble consisting five or more guitarists; the orchestration of a song, in performance or recording, consisting solely of guitars--numbering five or more.
Listening to My Bloody Valentine's guitarchestra on Loveless is a like being in the eye of a storm.
by Bretton Boyd July 3, 2006
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