4 definitions by Brenda Barger
A phrase used to describe the look of a woman's pubic hair when it's unshaven and resembles pubic hair in a porno from the 1970's.
by Brenda Barger July 27, 2006
Phrase used to describe it when a woman's pubic hair is so massive, it prevents anyone from getting inside her.
"Everything was going great until I got her naked and I realized no one can penetrate the iron curtain."
by Brenda Barger July 27, 2006
Phrase used to describe it when pubic hair is so massive and unkempt that the mere presence of it makes the other person unable to perform sexually.
"He has the hottest body I had ever seen until he pulled off his boxers. Those pubes were my kryptonite."
by Brenda Barger July 27, 2006
A phrase used to describe the look of a woman's pubic hair when it's unshaven and resembles an afro.
"I was expecting a George Foreman but when I finally got her pants off, it was more like Dr. J in the ABA."
by Brenda Barger July 27, 2006