Braveheart's thirst for blood's definitions

Statue

(verb)To ruin the rest of your life via a stupid choice you made. Examples include procreating illegitimate children, landing yourself in jail, drinking and driving resulting in below the neck paralysis, becoming a vegetable from too much drugs, etc. If you end up dying shortly after the mistake, it doesn't count as being statued.

"Finally we run the trojan which causes you to smoke a joint and get 20 years to life. We see a brief image of you getting high on the convenience store's security camera. Your life is now as useful, and entertaining, as a statue."

by Braveheart's thirst for blood April 20, 2006

crafty

A woman who looks witchy in the modern Pagan sense. Does not necessarily mean she's a witch, but just that she likes Celtic things and loves nature. Usually has long thick black hair with bangs and wears Celtic jewelry and has a shirt with a wolf or other New Age regalia.

This beautiful woman looks so crafty.

by Braveheart's thirst for blood June 22, 2006

earth sex

When a desperate man who can't get a girl waits until it's raining out and makes a small hole in the muddy ground and inserts his white helmeted soldier of love into it.

"I had no girlfriend back then, so I went outside and had earth sex."

by Braveheart's thirst for blood June 11, 2006

sexual harassment

The biggest scam perpetrated on America since Scientology.

GodlyMan:"What a nice girly dress you have."
Atheist4Life:"Don't talk to me like that or I'll sue you for sexual harassment!"

by Braveheart's thirst for blood March 24, 2007

nappy-headed ho

Suggested lyrics for a death-metal song which should be played on a spark transmitter which spams the entire radio area of the electromagnetic spectrum, and puritanical dictators heads will be strapped to the biggest, loudest speaker at the metal concert until they get the concept of true freedom through their lead-shielded skull.

<guitar strum> "nappy-headed ho! opression rots! nappy-headed ho!" <screaming anti-praise for Satan> "the joy and righteousness of selling Cuban cigars to 10 year olds!"<etc>.

by Braveheart's thirst for blood May 2, 2007

two-dimensional organism

A type of mythical creature in the science-fiction/fantasy world that exists in only two dimensions. Is incapable of seeing the third dimension. The most notable feature is that it is required to eat and excrete out of the same orfice. That is, if the digestive system had 2 openings, it would cut the organism in two.

A two-dimensional organism's mouth is also its anus.

Even an ameoba is not a two-dimensional organism.

by Braveheart's thirst for blood June 19, 2007

fake dress

A pair of trousers that looks, from a distance, like a dress. Usually worn by women aren't proud to be female, yet are deluded into thinking they are doing their part to look girly. Very unoriginal.

Uther:"What a beautiful dress you have on!"
Igraine:"Those are pants."
Uther:"Ho-hum, another unoriginal tomboy wearing the typical fake dress."

by Braveheart's thirst for blood August 20, 2006