6 definitions by Bosnian artillery

Alicorn

A giant submarine in Ace Combat 7 (Or a MLP unicorn). If you ever see one you are doomed, or you are trigger. Boasting a giant Nuclear capable Railgun, 2 smaller Railguns, around 6 CWIS?, Some AA and SAMS, A FUCKING AIRCRAFT SQUAD?, and VLS. Its piloted by a crazy ass guy named Captain Matias Torres who wants to nuke a city for "Salvation" and his Crew who are equally fucking insane, Like kamikaze insane.
I can see why they named it after the unicorn of death...
Not even a water god can stop the fucker..

Bronie: Hey look its the alicorn fhuafohifehaifhehfuidhfiuahefihipeh Praise her
Ace Combat player: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHY IS THE WATER SPEAKING LATIN FUCK ITS THE ALICORN

Bronie: What?
Ace Combat player: What?

by Bosnian artillery July 1, 2021

Diesel

When your crappy project car (a Shitbox that a new car guy uses to save money and kidney, or a Old vet that wants to customize without risking his 1 mil car. can be used as a test bed though any exploding car with anyone in it is bad) is performance wise bad and you cant afford the 1 Mil it takes to get +23 HP, you go to a Truck engine and use Diesel, the somehow better fuel AND IT STILL IS PORTRAYED BAD (we have the Golf Diesel, but thats a exception)

Guy: What the absolute Fuck is your car running on, jet fuel?

You: I use Diesel-
Guy: THE FUCKING HELL, IS A COROLLA USING A TRUCK ENGINE THAT BILLOWS SMOKE
You: its better performance wise and its not 1960...
Guy: s t i l l w h y

by Bosnian artillery April 10, 2021

Serbian artillery is led by the hand of god

A bop to when you really want to feel like you cleansed the dishes harder than Hitler and his jews. It also has a fire beat, LIKE ITS FIRE

Chad: Serbian artillery is led by the hand of god
Incel: NO ITS NOT POSSIBLE THE USA HAS BETTER ARTILLERY
Chad: but it says here in this song. and besides Serbia had a budget,while the USA spends so much
Incel, humbled: ok

by Bosnian artillery April 7, 2021

Long caster

The third and final AWACS in Ace Combat 7, after Sky eye and Bandog. He eats while working, and mostly talks about food. Even his icon is a burger, not a regular human head. Most of the time he is calm, talks about food and tells you about info. No wonder he is praised in the Ace Combat community as a God of food, and sometimes even modded into other AWACS.

He serves another purpose, a warning system... If he cant eat, you are fucked. He is either ANGRY AS FUCK or to busy to eat.

Count probably -Long caster cant eat, we are Fucked.
Wiseman: What do you mean?
Long caster: Wiseman is edible.
Wiseman: WAIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
Long caster: *kills wiseman and controls the alicorn*
(the Voyage of captain count)

by Bosnian artillery June 21, 2021

Snowpiercer

A movie/TV show in where the earth goes kaput when people spread CW-7, a chemical to cool the earth. CW-7 cools it to -120 C though and a guy named Wilford saves the rich by making a 1001 car long train, and the rest have to go on the last 100 cars. Its has a bar so not all is not lost on Snowpierce- AH THERE ARE 3 OF THEM. BIG ALICE (Mr Wilford was on this one because a woman thew him off) W/SNOWPIERCER, AND A MOVIE ONE. AHHHHHHHHHHH

-Hey seen Snowpiercer?
-Which Snowpiercer?
-THE MOVIE ONE
-OHHHHHHHHHH YOU DONT MEAN THE ONE WITH BIG ALICE
-OF COURSE
-BUT NETFLIX MADE THAT
-I DONT CARE

by Bosnian artillery April 7, 2021

Pokemon Killer

When you watch NO SLEEP (that god awful video that you should watch only when you can survive the 9th circle of hell. DELETE THE THING) and you need something to kill, so you blast Eevee to bits and pieces with a 150mm Gun

Another Guy: OI CHAP, WHY ARE YOU A POKEMON KILLER
Guy: Why, I watched NO SLEEP
Another guy: Ok, that makes sense. here have ammo. Also can i join?
Guy: Ok. Lets be warlords!

by Bosnian artillery April 7, 2021