7 definitions by Booz McGroove

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A makeshift bookmark used on iFunny when they want to come back to a certain post later.

ifunnier: (picture of hot lady or hentai number)
Other ifunnier in comment section: “.”

by Booz McGroove January 28, 2023

Four Fingers of Death

A nickname for the US MRE (meal ready to eat) menu #6, officially named simply "Frankfurters", produced from the 1980s until the early 2000s.
The name comes from the main course, which consists of 4 horrible, rancid frankfurter hot dogs. Also included in this menu are an equally abhorrent fudge bar, mediocre beans in tomato sauce, and apple jelly with crackers, in addition to the standard accessory packet.

Private 1 - "Aw shit, I just got the Four Fingers of Death"
Private 2 - "Ah shit man, that sucks. I hope the latrine is free for you in an hour or two"

by Booz McGroove March 21, 2022

Wookiee

A US Military term for a female marine.
Abbr. - “Wooks”

“I’ve had plenty of Wookiees in my day, but you gotta be careful. Some of ‘em have dicks” - US Marine circa 2019

by Booz McGroove September 26, 2022

Emu

A term often used on the social media app iFunny as an alternative to the word ‘pedophile’.

“She gave a child emu 13 months on a 10 year minimum.” - IFunny user

by Booz McGroove March 26, 2022

Pacific Dentist

A term for US marines who performed ‘dental procedures’ (removal of gold teeth, usually with a knife or butt of a rifle) on Japanese soldiers in World War 2.

“My great-grandad was a Pacific Dentist in the war”

“Oh neat, how many root canals did he perform?”

“Guadal-canal”

“What?”

“What?”

by Booz McGroove February 10, 2023

Wehraboo

A person that is to (nazi) Germany what a Weeaboo is to modern Japan. In particular, they hold early-mid 1900's German weapons, vehicles, culture, architecture, pornography, etc upon a pedestal of unreasonable proportions.

For example, a typical Wehraboo will attribute Nazi Germany's loss in the second world war to the late adoption of the Sturmgewehr 44 or some such (rather than any fault of its leadership/ideology) in the middle of an otherwise normal high school conversation.

No, you fucking Wehraboo, the Gewehr 43 was not better than the M1 Garand. Not by a long shot.

by Booz McGroove February 14, 2022

🗿

A certified Bruh moment, or a stand-in symbol for the Vine boom sound effect

“She strogan on my beef till I’m off” 🗿

by Booz McGroove January 28, 2023