29 definitions by Bonny lad

Face Like A

...smacked arse, bag of spanners, box of frogs, bulldog chewing on a wasp, smashed crab, Chernobyl Fireman's Head etc.

Ugly beyond reproach.

Dave: "That lad's got a face like a chernobyl fireman's head."
Bill: "As I understand it, he was in fact a chernobyl fireman."
Dave: "(sings) #It's a wonderful life...#" (etc)

by Bonny lad November 11, 2004

Making the Bald Man Cry

Masturbation. Nothing else to add, really.

"Honey, would you like to say hello to my mother?"
"No thanks dear, I'm making the bald man cry."
"I live with a monster" (etc)

by Bonny lad November 11, 2004

ranny

I believe I heard some charver scumbag or other use this word to mean 'hungry'. Possibly derived from 'ravenous'. As in:

Eee, ah feel puar ranny th'knaas. Let's howay doon the lurcal Greggs!

by Bonny lad November 11, 2004

Bait

North east england pit-worker slang for lunch.

"Alreet, whatcha got fer yer bait?"
"Boiled ham."
"Canny."

by Bonny lad November 11, 2004

Fodey

Short for forty four, as in .44 Magnum.

"Good gracious Ian, the girl scouts are back seeling more of those disgustin cookies!"
"Don't panic, Barbara. I'm packin' my fodey."

by Bonny lad November 14, 2004

Brahms and Liszt

Rhyming slang, meaning 'pissed'. Note that this is the UK meaning of pissed, as in 'drunk', rather than the American meaning of 'angry'. Is usually shortened to Brahmsed.

"Hey there, d'you want to drive me home?"
"Nah love, I'm absolutely brahmsed."

by Bonny lad November 14, 2004

Banana Time

Refers to a study done by a misguided sociologist. He discovered the remarkable fact that workers make boring jobs more bearable by talking to each other. No shit! He observed the least productive part of the workers' day was when one guy stole another guys banana. This happened on every day of the study. Hence - when you're at work, doing bugger all, you are having 'banana time'.

Check this out on any search engine if you don't beleive me.

"Jenkins! You were supposed to have that report on my desk by three!"
"Sorry boss, we've been having a bit of banana time."
"You're all fired." (etc)

by Bonny lad November 11, 2004