59 definitions by Boggler

tongue taco

(v). and (n). The ability to twist one's tonque into the shape of a taco shell, resulting in a look resembling a taco shell "V" curve.

Tongue tacoing isn't that hard to do. You just have to flex your tongue muscles, and voila! you have a tonque taco.

by Boggler March 13, 2005

Snot Pocket

(Noun). A boston creme donut. So disgusting looking , that went the creme oozes out, it looks like a sinus infection.

I'm going to Dunkin. You want anything? Yeah get me a large iced coffee and a snot pocket.

by Boggler June 30, 2019

bumper fucker

(n). See tailgater or bumper rider. Anyone driving so dangerously close to another car's bumper that the driver in the front car cannot see the tailgating car in the rear view mirror. The driver who bumper fucks sometimes often does so and then turns off on a side street. This is called bump and dump. Bumper fuckers who tailgate, then drop back then tailgate and drop back, is a daredevil tactic known as clipping and dipping.

Hey Ron, would you slow down? I can't Janet, I got a bumper fucker in back of me!

by Boggler October 29, 2005

butt billboard

synonym for ass billboard. Blatant advertising on the rump of a pair of girl's shorts or sweatpants.

She was standing there in the mall, in plain view, wearing a butt billboard that said "Nasty".

by Boggler January 7, 2005

cybortion

short for cyber abortion:

(verb). The process or act of shutting down a computer in a desperate attempt to erase evidence of looking at offensive material. Quite often, this happens in public libraries, or when someone is coming.
In a cybortion, the user will usually say the computer crashed and needs to be "rebooted".

Jack heard the footsteps coming up the hallway. He knew he wasn't supposed to look at bondage.com, so he quickly performed a cybortion.

by Boggler March 10, 2004

giggle stick

(n). One of the most annoying toys ever. Emerged from the 1970s, it was a plastic yellow stick that made a spastic sound by tilting it on end, back and forth. The first sound would be higher pitched and the second one was lower. Sounded like a cow on helium.

It would sound like "Ow, ewwwww...ow, ewwwww..."

In the "just a buck store", I found a cheap imitation of that old annoying giggle stick.

by Boggler July 26, 2005

celluwhore

(N). 1. A person who talks on a cell phone in an inappropriate place, causing a disruption to the people around them, thus negating the purpose of talking on one in the first place.

2. One who talks loudly on a cell phone in a public place about trivial stuff to feel/sound important. Used as a fake symbol of status.

I was shopping in the grocery aisle when I was bombarded by this loud obnoxious celluwhore who was shouting his grocery list into the phone.

by Boggler October 17, 2005