10 definitions by Bobby Kanker

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Tits
Origin west midlands, England
Derived from mamory glands
"Nice Mammurs"
by Bobby Kanker August 14, 2003

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To Have a shit.
Origin west midlands, England
The act of outing you shit, hense shit out
Ohhh my I need a shitaart
by Bobby Kanker August 14, 2003

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A little spliff.
A one man top up type spliff
A spliff designed to mend rather than Mash
"I'm on my way now. I'll take a splinkie for the journey"
by Bobby Kanker August 14, 2003

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Gypsys, Gypos, Pikeys.
Origin west midlands, England

Derived from Guff (a fart) cos they all smell as bad as a guff.
"What the foks that smell ?"
"It's the Guffers"
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To piss.
Origin west midlands, England
Derived from the word slash.
Fok me arv gorrur av a sletch
by Bobby Kanker August 14, 2003

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Somthing very bad.

Origin west midlands, England

See also Shite, bollox Etc
Fok me the Wolvs are boat
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The Police

Origin west midlands, England

Extension of the term the filth
"Scarper ere cum The Shit"

"Leave 'im to bleed, 'es one of The Shit"
by Bobby Kanker August 14, 2003

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