Bob the Hairy Monkey's definitions

Moldy Leftover Ass lint

Usaully you get it when you haven't bathed in a while and it collects in your crack and it suddenly becomes stuck with no way to get it out.

There's some in your crack.......

by Bob the Hairy Monkey February 9, 2005

liverpaste

Rotten fluid that comes from the liver, but it exits out of the penis and looks like cum

I think i gave some of my liverpaste to Amanda last night.

by Bob the Hairy Monkey February 9, 2005

Chokin' on nothin'

When i chick thinks shes givin a BJ, chokes, then finds out that nothin is in his pants

Rob: I wonder why my girl wont talk to me.
Sean: Maybe because she was chokin on nothin last night!

by Bob the Hairy Monkey February 9, 2005

chi

A way to blow someone off back in the 80's.

Chi! Get out of my face!

by Bob the Hairy Monkey February 23, 2005

holy cheese!

Used in place of Holy Shit

Holy cheese! She's looser than your mom is!

by Bob the Hairy Monkey February 9, 2005

Nubbin

When your girl cuts off your dick.

Dude, I really think I'm nubbin right now!

by Bob the Hairy Monkey February 9, 2005