11 definitions by Bob McFillius
The act of exploring abandoned buildings, storm drains, machine rooms, and other places in cities where people do not normally go. Usually illegal, always fun. Possibly considered a terrorist act by post-democracy unelected governmental goons.
by Bob McFillius April 9, 2003
Since many of the traditional frat boy style cockwaving activities (date raping as many girls as possible, eating semen off of cookies) are available on the world wide web, a different indicator of penis length has cropped up among the dorks and failures of the messageboards. Usual indicators used are postcount, uptime, computer specifications, amount of RAM, hard drive size, "first post" in a thread, and various other completely non-vital statistics about one's computer. These "netcock waving" threads tend to start at least once a month on messageboards. A lucky person may find a thread full of pictures of the board's posters, so that their complete failure/dork status can be properly judged.
"Wow, he's got 20,000 posts, 4GB of RAM, and his computer has been up for 3 years. He must have a massive netcock."
by Bob McFillius July 8, 2003
The worst tech website ever, with an elitist (although not actually elite) group of members who are quick to make sure everyone conforms to their opinions for only 50$ a year.
by Bob McFillius April 9, 2003
A website very similar to Arstechnica, although they have sold out in a different sort of way. Gives favorable reviews to anyone willing to send them hardware, has a webmaster with the IQ of a retarded cockroach with fetal alcohol syndrome, and constantly talks about how Hard everything is. Extreme overtones of homoeroticism.
by Bob McFillius May 27, 2003