Bob McFillius's definitions

dickclit

A clit that is large enough to be mistaken for a penis, although is not.

That bitch had a 2" dickclit!

by Bob McFillius April 8, 2003

uptime

Social status measurement used by hopeless geeks as an alternate indicator of penile length. Completely non-representative of actual work being accomplished by said computer. Most accurate indicator known of time between power outages.

by Bob McFillius April 8, 2003

cuhh

A noise made by a very obese person while breathing.

"Hey guys! Cuhhhhhhhhhhhh."

by Bob McFillius April 8, 2003

cockmuffler

Whore. Someone who has so much cock in their mouth that they can be considered a muffler for it. Does not necessarily imply swallowing. See also cum muffler.

That girl is a regular cockmuffler!

by Bob McFillius April 9, 2003