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Definitions by Boardwalk Broad

Bowl Scrolling 

Looking at Facebook or the internet on your phone to amuse yourself while stuck on the toilet with an attack of bowel distress.
I was stuck in the bathroom a long time, glad I had my phone for some bowl scrolling.
Bowl Scrolling by Boardwalk Broad October 20, 2015

death hag 

A person obsessed with the history, culture and traditions of death. Usually also enjoys obituary reading, cemetery walks, murder stories , true and unusual manner of death tales etc.
She doesn't even know the deceased, what a death hag.
death hag by Boardwalk Broad November 23, 2014

nickel dips 

Very old school term for small breasts. Goes back to the days when an ice cream cone with a small dip cost a nickel.
"Marianne doesn't look as flat as usual."

"She must be wearing a padded bra on those"nickel dips" of hers."

" More than a mouth full is wasteful anyway."
nickel dips by Boardwalk Broad March 20, 2012

steady lunchin' 

Justine is so fat. My girl be steady lunchin'.
Southern New Jersey term for locals with a long history of living in the area-the "originals" some say. Direct decendants of the orginals families that settled the area. Many Piney have made a living off of the land by farming and hunting or off the water by claming, fishing. Some have been boat builders and wood carvers. Many have participated in the local blue grass music scene. Part of a rich historical tradition not understood or respected by some arrogant newcommers. I was a "city slicker" 40 years ago but those of us who respected the locals assimilated better. Pineys have plenty of reasons to be proud.
In the local cemeteries you will find generations of Piney family graves.
Piney by Boardwalk Broad June 19, 2011

offer you out 

1970's Northeastern Philadelphia slang inviting someone to have a fist fight.
I heard what you said about my sister. I offer you out. Meet me on the corner by Mitch's at three thirty.