Bleh's definitions

Smashing Pumpkins

An activity that juvenile's participate in during all hallows eve (halloween)

by bleh September 14, 2003

rump ranger

One who quests for rump

That damn rump ranger is at it again.

by Bleh November 23, 2002

Gun Kata

a militant combat style that teaches efficiency in the use of gun tactics.

Developed through analysis of thousands of recorded gun fights, it was determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element.

The Gun Kata treats the gun as a total weapon. Each new position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents, while keeping the defendant clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire.

by bLeH September 4, 2003

shanghainese

The language natively spoken in Shanghai, China. Unintelligable from the official language, Mandarin Chinese. The ability to speak Shanghainese with flare makes one a true urbanite in this metropolis. The native Shanghainese generally have a lower opinion of other Chinese those who don't speak the language.

"Ni jian shang hai hua ma?" in Mandarin is "Nong gahng zahng heh wu va?" in Shanghainese.

by bleh July 6, 2004

dildohead

An interolably obnoxious ignoramus with no shame about the situation

That dildohead absolutely disgusts me.

by Bleh November 23, 2002

yo

How retards greet eachother.

Retard: Yo, sup niggaz11!
Retard2: Yo, i b smokin dem drugz

by bleh June 11, 2005

Shizen

It's a drink

It was made from a lot of random stoof and tasted good. Unless with milk...

It was thrown at cannon for no particular reason... well there was thought to have been a reason, but it was later established that it was without reason

"Dude make me a Shizen"
"Sure thing, Bitchman"

-Cannon sits there silently-
"WHAT??!!" *Charelle throws drink at him*

"Dude, what happened to this Shizen??"
"Shit, I put milk in it, shouldn't have done that! Is it crap?"
"Oh yes, it's crap."

by Bleh November 5, 2004