Bleh's definitions

Gun Kata

a militant combat style that teaches efficiency in the use of gun tactics.

Developed through analysis of thousands of recorded gun fights, it was determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element.

The Gun Kata treats the gun as a total weapon. Each new position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents, while keeping the defendant clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire.

by bLeH September 4, 2003

perch

to squat

your ass perched on my shitter

by bleh January 11, 2004

coldrank

A refreshing carbonated beverage; also known as a soft drink, cola, pop, or Coke

Son, hand me a coldrank!

by Bleh November 23, 2002

flabber

Use the flabber word in an example sentence

by Bleh September 8, 2003

Texas

The largest collection of ignorant racists of the face of the earth.

Hitler would have liked Texas.

by bleh January 21, 2005

yo

How retards greet eachother.

Retard: Yo, sup niggaz11!
Retard2: Yo, i b smokin dem drugz

by bleh June 11, 2005

Shizen

It's a drink

It was made from a lot of random stoof and tasted good. Unless with milk...

It was thrown at cannon for no particular reason... well there was thought to have been a reason, but it was later established that it was without reason

"Dude make me a Shizen"
"Sure thing, Bitchman"

-Cannon sits there silently-
"WHAT??!!" *Charelle throws drink at him*

"Dude, what happened to this Shizen??"
"Shit, I put milk in it, shouldn't have done that! Is it crap?"
"Oh yes, it's crap."

by Bleh November 5, 2004