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When you have aquired a lot more stuff after a night out drinking, and you don't know how you got it. Similar to beer scooter.
"Where did this jacket come from Roy?"

"Beer shopping."

"Oh!"
by Blastmat April 12, 2005
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He blew his load right into my face.
by Blastmat January 28, 2003
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A measure of the amount of weapons of ass destruction that are lauched from ones ass during a set period.
F*ck me, what is that smell?
It's Reg, his ass traffic is high today.

Holy crap dude, thats the 5th weapon of ass destruction you've lauched in the past minute, your ass traffic must be astronomical.
by Blastmat February 15, 2005
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A measure of the amount of weapons of ass destruction that are lauched from one's ass during a set period.
F*ck me, what's that smell?
It's Reg, his ass traffic is high today.

Holy crap dude, thats the 5th weapon of ass destruction you've lauched in the past minute, your ass traffic must be astronomical.
by Blastmat February 15, 2005
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