10 definitions by Blackout

Top Definition
The woman was arrayed in purple and scarlet, and adorned with gold and jewels and pearls, holding in her hand a golden cup full of abominations and the impurities of her sexual immorality
Jude is the Harlot of Babylon
by blackout July 12, 2006
a mammoth-sized-woman, often found roaming the woods of Canada.
I didn't get any moose during my hunting trip in Ontario. I did, however, pick up a National Geographicesque Zarb.
by blackout February 07, 2004
A word used to describe a female who is unsually hot (scorch) and also sweet (cake).
Ashley is a total scorchcake.
by blackout August 02, 2006
This occurs when I am giving Tally a rimmer and she farts in my face, but is so relaxed that she accidently shits in my mouth.
I was giving Tally a rimmer yesterday and she Tally Torpedoed me again.
by blackout September 05, 2004
An intricate network of males of various social standing, arranged and used for a variety of functions to satisfy the needs and whims of one centrally situated female. Use of more than one male for the same need is an oft used method, but much like a spider web, crossing of 2 threads could cause damage to entire web. The introduction of another woman to the web is discouraged, but can be done if executed carefully.
Tina's man web consisted of 2 comedians who provided laughter, a handyman who serviced her home, a fitness instructor who provided training sessions, a chef who prepared meals, a male model who accompanied her on social engagements and an analyst to manage the logistics of the man web.
by BlackOut February 07, 2012
A ruthless demagogue who will do anything for a laziza. She will fack your mind like an uprooted olive tree. An ancient Turk mythology goddess of avocadoes.
The smell of rotten avocadoes may not wake the devil up, but it will send Tuta into into a state of euphoria.
by blackout February 07, 2004
means it is not good or rubbish.
this song is swagish.
by Blackout January 25, 2005

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