3 definitions by Black Konda

Cerberus Lick

When your ball-sack touches the toilet bowl water.

Dude I just took a massive shit, and I got the Cerberus Lick, real bad. Now my balls are itchy.

by Black Konda January 18, 2022

lichen drain

When she keeps sucking after you nutted.

Dude, she lichen drained me so hard I felt like my soul left my body.

by Black Konda February 8, 2022

Serpent sting

Not to be confused by a witches kiss, a serpent sting is when the penis tip touches the toilet bowl water.

"Man, Don't you hate it when the toilet is too small and you get serpent sting"

“Dude, I just got serpent sting, I’m going to scrub my penis in the sink”

by Black Konda January 18, 2022