3 definitions by Bim Denver

Fallshallin dim Oognailer

The act of "polishing ur shaft" while sitting in the water under a rope bridge in Boone county West Virginia, while "crawdads" dangle from your sack by their pinchers.

I went fishing last weekend and it sure was fun fallshallin dim oognailer when I had some free time waiting on the fish to bite.

by Bim Denver November 5, 2007

abshlonging si buh moindingler

To clean your vagina with a wire brush, or brillo pad.

Don't forget to abshlonging si buh moindingler.

by Bim Denver October 17, 2007

Grindhoosering Pilferunds

Small crab like creature that crawl in ur ass while you're sleeping after you've had sex with a relative.

Its those damn grindhoosering pilferunds causing you arse pains.

by Bim Denver October 17, 2007