Billy-Bob McSanchez's definitions

shtum

Comes from the German word for 'dumb' (incapable of speaking), though it is spelt 'stum' in German. Spelling in English somewhat ambiguous.

"Keep stum or I'll chop your facking balls off sunshine!"

by Billy-Bob McSanchez April 6, 2005

choo choo

Somewhat childish term for a train.

"I'll just be getting the choo choo to Marylebone."

by Billy-Bob McSanchez April 6, 2005

spackhanded

A merge of spack and cack handed

"Only a completely spackhanded cant like you would have dropped the baby!"

by Billy-Bob McSanchez April 6, 2005

slash

To go for a slash to urinate

"I'll just be going for a slash, 'wight"

by Billy-Bob McSanchez April 6, 2005

ferry

(verb) generally to carry something, not necessarily over water.

"Can you ferry the fridge back to my gaff for nothing mate?"

by Billy-Bob McSanchez April 6, 2005

wee wee

A childish word for urinating

"Mummy! I need to go wee wee real bad!"

by Billy-Bob McSanchez January 28, 2006

batters

Also spellt as 'batterz'.

Slang frequently used by 'chavs' ostensibly to mean homosexual. Based on the word 'batty' with the same meaning. However the word usually does not actually refer to the person in question actually being gay, more that they are annoying.

"Hey Kev ya piss midget, you facked my bird Shazza. You must be batters innit."

by Billy-Bob McSanchez April 6, 2005