Billy-Bob McSanchez's definitions

Sluff

A somewhat derogatory nickname for the much-maligned English town Slough (pronounced Sla-ow), of which sluff is a possible mispronounciation.

"If I had the wings of a sparrow
If I had the arse of a crow
I'd fly over Sluff Town tomorrow
and shit on the bastards below" (football song)

"If you jump off at Maidenhead you can get the train to Sluff."

by Billy-Bob McSanchez April 6, 2005

like a dad

A slang term that can mean either 'really well' or 'really badly', referring to how someone does at an activity.

"'Cos old Alvin smoked 50 a day in his youth he now wheezes and coughs like a dad."
"Steve Vai can play guitar like a fucking dad mate."

by Billy-Bob McSanchez April 7, 2005

ferry

(verb) generally to carry something, not necessarily over water.

"Can you ferry the fridge back to my gaff for nothing mate?"

by Billy-Bob McSanchez April 6, 2005

slash

To go for a slash to urinate

"I'll just be going for a slash, 'wight"

by Billy-Bob McSanchez April 6, 2005

spackhanded

A merge of spack and cack handed

"Only a completely spackhanded cant like you would have dropped the baby!"

by Billy-Bob McSanchez April 6, 2005

Jesus wept

A rather sarcastic turn of phrase showing an unsympathetic attitude towards a person.

- Some twat stole that garden my dad bought for a fiver.
- Oh how Jesus fucking wept.

by Billy-Bob McSanchez April 6, 2005

pikey git

A saying that is indirectly somewhat offensive to gypsies meaning a person who is tight and/or scabs off their mates and other people.

- Why do you always fare dodge on the trains and look on the floor for pennies?
- Well, I am a bit of a pikey git.

by Billy-Bob McSanchez April 6, 2005