68 definitions by Bill the Cat
A job rejection letter worded in such a way that it effectively tells the job applicant to "fuck off and die".
After a year looking for a job I accumulated over a hundred foad letters.
by Bill the Cat Apr 30, 2008 add a video
The lowest job in most organizations and is usually assigned to a newbie or someone so useless nobody knows what to do with. Mentioned several times in King of the Hill and at Strickland Propane the job was to wipe the propane tanks to prevent the sun from heating them up. But still not demeaning as a butt wipe.
The boss' girlfriend was just sitting around doing her nails so we assigned her as a tank wipe .
by Bill the Cat May 21, 2008 add a video
A sponge bath. Usually given to bedridden hospital patients who can't get very wet.
The nurse gave me a Dutch bath.
by Bill the Cat May 14, 2008 add a video
|18.||football, you bet!|
Inmortalized in a 1977 San Pedros Beach Bums episode. This phrase is uttered by a spick jock who knows no english except for this phrase.
You want to have a beer?
Football, you bet!
by Bill the Cat May 13, 2008 add a video
When a female friend brings someone else along on a date in order to prevent any nookie.
Couldn't get on first base last night because she bought along her dog as a date shield.
by bill the cat Jul 17, 2008 add a video
French for "pure wool" used to describe French-Canadians in Quebec who can trace their ancestry back to the orignal settlers of New France.
Allophones and other immigrants in Quebec resent the pure laine culture.
by Bill the Cat May 6, 2008 add a video
A wannabe vampire that drinks clamato juice, and resists human blood.
The vampire posers in South Park episode "The Ungroundables" are vegetarian vampires but the Goth kids don't consider them true vampires because they are so uncool.
by bill the cat Nov 21, 2008 add a video