2 definitions by BigDollopsofGollop
A male airport employee, TSA or equivalent that does body frisks patting mens genitalia to find hidden drugs or prohibited weapons.
Anthony: "Did you hear Tim got a job at the airport doing security as a Cockpatter" ?
Scott: "Thays a perfect job for him he loves to fondle male genitals" !
Scott: "Thays a perfect job for him he loves to fondle male genitals" !
by BigDollopsofGollop June 26, 2022
A female airport security employee, TSA or equivalent, that pats the region around a women's vagina searching for hidden drugs or prohibited items.
Vagpatter: ma'am,ma'am, I've just got to pat you down. Youve alarmed around your vagina.
Passenger: That ugly female airport vagpatter was really rude. I'm putting in a complaint about how rough she patted my vag !
Passenger: That ugly female airport vagpatter was really rude. I'm putting in a complaint about how rough she patted my vag !
by BigDollopsofGollop June 30, 2022