4 definitions by BigBuffarillaAss
LAAM is an acronym for Loud Ass Annoying Midget. A small man with a big mouth. what he lacks in height, he makes it up with his mouth.
by BigBuffarillaAss March 17, 2014
An attractive woman who has no purpose in life other than to service her husband . Usually they have died blond hair , and are married to a much older and less attractive man . They drive around in a huge SUV’s , dont work , cook or clean . They are found all over the United States in wealthy suburban communities. There heads bob up and down as they are giving head , which is the only thing that they are good at .
Look at that suburban bobblehead driving that massive SUV, she has no purpose in life other than to suck her husnabds Dick
by BigBuffarillaAss May 20, 2018
People who act like crackheads , for cold cuts . Willing to stand in long deli line for an hour for a pound of ham .
Omg , look at all these cold cut crackheads on line . It’s so nice out and they Are waiting for ham .
by BigBuffarillaAss September 21, 2022
useless fat fuck. A fat piece of shit who is good for nothing, does nothing, and contributes nothing.
Hey, look at Buffy, she is a useless fat fuck. she does nothing all day but talk about herself. she thinks she knows everything.
by BigBuffarillaAss March 17, 2014