23 definitions by Big aldo

staff meating

To have sexual relations at work

Question - ‘Where were you all that time?’
Answer - ‘me? Oh sorry i was at a staff meating’

by Big aldo July 13, 2019

trendskipper

When you couldn’t care less what’s hot and what’s not

Stick your gucci n vans up yer hole i’m a trendskipper

by Big aldo December 6, 2018

buzzburns

The act of deliberately shaving of your sideburns to leave yourself looking like a cross between chopper reid and a sex offender

‘Dev’ from coronation street has ‘sideburns’ but Roy Cropper has dem ‘buzzburns’

by Big aldo July 13, 2019

shite wife

British term to describe a woman who may or may not be your wife that needs to be asked to do things/favours instead of just knowing you want a hot chocolate.

Your such a shite wife (insert name) , (insert name) makes me coffee all shift, you just roll your eyes and do it or refuse.

by Big aldo October 30, 2019

unshatisfied

Constipated, unable to perform a natural bowel movement

I’ve been to the bathroom 3 times, but alas i remain unshatisfied

by Big aldo July 13, 2019

patter plagiary

The act of repeating the genuis and wit of another to appear funny

Stop using my terms when i’m not in to new people, that’s pure patter plagiary son.

by Big aldo October 30, 2019

fud flute

Term used to describe item used in the most modern of annoying pastimes

Can you ‘smoke’ that fud flute elsewhere? I’d rather not be ingulfed in tropical vapour

by Big aldo March 5, 2020