23 definitions by Big aldo

woody harrel’s son

‘That random person’you meet when out and about.

Who’s that guy? Lol, i don’t know, i think he’s woody harrel’s son.

by Big aldo July 13, 2019

emotional masterbation

The act of watching heart wrenching documentaries or reading about celebs having miscarriages to indulge in such feelings for self gratifying reasons while having the safety net of knowing it’s happening to them and not you.

Oh i see your watching that show ‘ miscarriage- my story’ , pure emotional masterbation, a horrible thing to do.

by Big aldo October 15, 2020

fryer tuck number

The worst form of balding, as this form of balding convinces the man that they aren’t really bald because the thinning takes place (out of sight out of mind) at the back/top of the head creating a rediculous specticle for anyone standing behind the person

Just go bald at the front like a normal cunt, ya mad fryer tuck number lol

by Big aldo July 13, 2019

pile of washing

When you’re so fat that when you sit down and lean forward, you’re midriff resembles folded laundry

Man this tunic’s too tight, i look like a pile of washing

by Big aldo July 13, 2019

aff yon

To be tired of the banality of the current social situation

Stop talking, you’re about as funny as toothache, i’m aff yon

by Big aldo July 13, 2019

american mushroom head

That same boy you see in every american movie with the mushroom shaped high volume haircut

Oh watching mercury rising are you? with Simon the American mushroom head? lol

by Big aldo May 11, 2021

staff meating

To have sexual relations at work

Question - ‘Where were you all that time?’
Answer - ‘me? Oh sorry i was at a staff meating’

by Big aldo July 13, 2019