44 definitions by Big Ed Moustapha
Poop Shnaegel is shit that ends up on your hands as you wipe your ass. This is of no consequence to those who wash their hands after taking a dump, but can become an issue to those who don't.
Damn, I took a juicy dump today and got poop shnaegel all over my right hand. I was really pissed when I discovered the sink wasn't working and there were no towels to wipe off my stained, stinky hand! I almost forgot about it till I started to eat a donut and got a wiff of my last dump. No wonder my dog kept wanting to lick my fingers.
by Big Ed Moustapha October 7, 2009
Singular: I'm about to drop a load of buttfruit.
Plural: Their whole back yard was loaded with piles of buttfruit.
Plural: Their whole back yard was loaded with piles of buttfruit.
by Big Ed Moustapha April 18, 2008
This is German for a 'fat woman', or as they define themselves in singles ads: BBW. In actuality they are frequently fat, stinky bimbo's with psychological problems, with resulting physical conditions. They will describe themselves as HWP (height & weight proportionate) and put only a head shot photo in their ad and/or an old photo of themselves when they were 200 lbs lighter. It also refers to many many women who've reached the age of 40 and beyond and use their age as an excuse to blimp out and adapt the philosophy of: 'If he loves me, he'll take me the way I am'. Many of these same women also still believe they're entitled to a rich, handsome, fit, educated 'Dancing With the Stars' type of guy and hate slender women. If a guy is into fat women, he's in hog heaven with respect to their numbers and has little competition.
Die andere Nacht auf das elende singles club, alle Ich traf, war eine dicke frau. Ich kann mir nicht vorstellen jeder guy je ist, dass horney. TRANSLATION: The other night at that miserable singles club, all I met was a fat woman. I can't imagine any guy ever being that horney.
by Big Ed Moustapha October 20, 2010
1. Hey sweet cheeks, how's about spreading them buns for your big Dung Daddy.
2. I know a couple of Dung Daddy's that tied the knot in kalifornia. Sent them some KY as a wedding gift.
2. I know a couple of Dung Daddy's that tied the knot in kalifornia. Sent them some KY as a wedding gift.
by Big Ed Moustapha August 2, 2008
A head navigator is somebody that cocks their head when turning a vehicle. Try walking around a corner with your head cocked. It fucking doesn't help, so why the fuck do it while you're driving?
Check out the head navigator making the right turn. Notice the head cocked to the right at 30 degrees. The fucking idiot must figure the centrifugal force of their cocked rock-head will assist with the turn somehow.
by Big Ed Moustapha December 22, 2010
Shit residue that remains on somebody's ass after he/she has finished wiping and has dried on their fanny. Can sometimes be seen in locker rooms or anywhere someone's bare ass is exposed.
Once again the fat guy failed to completely wipe his ass. You could see popo da. I'd hate to be his underwear!
by Big Ed Moustapha May 14, 2008
A cheese whiz is the process of farting when you pee. Generally due to the natural relaxing of muscle tissue in both the rectal region as well as the anal region during urination.
Also spelled as: cheese wiz
Also spelled as: cheese wiz
Generally when I pee, it's a cheese whiz. I am frequently complemented as being on key as a tenor when this occurs around others. I can produce 1 pint and 2 bars at D Minor seventh simultaneously.
by Big Ed Moustapha August 14, 2010