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Mispronunciation of "california". Popularized by Schwarzenegger, Arnold.  See california.
"As governor of Kalifornia, I realize that I have no idea what I'm doing."
by Anonymous October 17, 2003
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(The west coast) The best state ever. Home of the lowriders, big rims, gangsta rap, hyphy, gangbang, blue and red rags, hottest girls, trend setters, and best weed.
We're from Kali-forn-i-a, were if you act slick, we'll fuck up quick, mack your bitch, jack you chain, and send you back to your gay ass state real quick.
by E Baby November 30, 2006
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