39 definitions by Biden is a dick

Masturbation

What 100% of men do and can’t go more than two days without doing it.
What 50% of women do while the other 50 never even has the desire to do...

Masturbation is the polite way of saying that you fucked yourself.

by Biden is a dick April 22, 2021

Clit

Jeana ahhhhhh you’re fucking my clit so good!!!
Me Yeah it helps that my dick is so big that Goodyear has to make my condoms.
Jeana oh don’t stop my clit has never felt so good!

Jeana has a great clit.

by Biden is a dick March 28, 2021

Sex

The act of shoving your cock into a juicy twat, moist mouth, or warm asshole.

Jeana. Oh you give my twat the best sex!
Me. I know.

by Biden is a dick April 2, 2021

Knipex

High quality German tools. Lifetime warranty, excellent products.

Knipex tools are the finest foreign products on the market.

by Biden is a dick January 12, 2023

Vagiants

A nickname for the New York Giants or the San Francisco Giants.

The New York Vagiants make football fagish.

by Biden is a dick May 8, 2021

UNLV

A serious definition. THE University of Nevada in Reno ranks top in almost every major academic category. UNLV ranks number one in frat parties with drunk male cheerleaders...

Friend 1 So now that you’ve graduated which college are you going to?
Friend 2 UNLV because it’s so faggish.

Friend 1 I can’t get a girl to give me a blowjob so I’m going to UNLV!
Friend 2 I like girls so I’m gonna go to Reno...

by Biden is a dick March 28, 2021

jalen suggs

Dude that’s plays basketball. He went to Gonzaga and led the Bulldogs to a Final Four in 2021. He is listed at 6 foot 5 inches at 205lbs and primarily plays as a point guard but will occasionally play as shooting guard.

Jalen Suggs is a good player bro.

by Biden is a dick April 2, 2021