Definitions by Bergesmurf

jiga

A term used for masturbation. It sensetizes the word masterbation, when embarrased or shy to use it.

Did you jiga last night.
When was the last time you wanted to jiga

jiga by bergesmurf May 19, 2006

dimiocity 

The measure of light in a room

The dimiocity of this restaurant is astounding

dimiocity by bergesmurf April 28, 2006

dimiosity

a measurment of the amount of lighting in a room or given area.

I really like the dimiosity of this restaurant.

dimiosity by Bergesmurf April 20, 2006

thousand oaks 

A very boring city it is... It is very quiet and clean though. The roads are very confusing, and it's not very cheap there either. Not only is the real estate mucho expensive, but all other prices such as gas as well. It's a rich mans city,not bad for retirement. Wouldn't want to live there if I were interested in the party scene, or saving money at that. It's not realy near anything either. Thousand Oaks bites!!

I've been lost many a time in thousand oaks, had to spend money on gas which was rediculous; after spending a significant amount of time looking for a gas station. It's not a convenient city.

thousand oaks by Bergesmurf April 20, 2006

internal penis 

It's the part of the pubic region via inside the body, which enable the person or persons to hold their urine in when the person or persons have to go to the bathroom really bad.

I must use my internal penis to contain my fluids from exploding out.
Especially useful when in the car going somewhere, and you have to go to the bathroom really bad.

internal penis by Bergesmurf April 20, 2006

vaggie

Short for vagina, it is used to desensitize the word vagina, simply because a person may feel uncofortable using the actual word vagina.

How does your vaggie feel today?

vaggie by Bergesmurf April 20, 2006

internal penis 

Used to focus on and hold the urine in, when a person or persons must urinate very badly.

I must use my internal penis to contain my urine in before I get home.
Best used when going somewhere in your car, and there is no where to stop to urinate, your internal penis will never fail... trust me

internal penis by Bergesmurf April 20, 2006