6 definitions by BenjameenoDeeno
Ian Foot is the chief immigration officer for one of the busiest airports in Europe. Being the first line of defence for our nations boarders, he does sometimes get labeled with the racism tag, but claims he is in no way a racist. He is also known to be an excellent board game maker. He also came up with the world famous phrase “If in doubt, keep em out”.
by BenjameenoDeeno November 9, 2019
Jackie Trent is a pilot for Great British Air. Her and Simon Trent, her husband, are the first husband and wife captain team. Unfortunately, Simon had and affair with one of the stewardesses, and the couple have had a stormy relationship ever since. Jackie used to be a dental hygienist, which is different to a dental nurse, but then trained to be a pilot so her and Simon could trust each other more. On a flight 287 to Barcelona, Jackie saw a familiar name on the staff roster, Sally Wicks, the stewardess Simon had an affair with. She then called out Sally, and called her “a home wrecker” and “a slutty slut, slut of the skies”. Despite this, she is still a very caring woman, making food that Simon doesn't like. Jackie is known to try to flirt with the voice commanders during touchdowns. Capt. Jackie Trent is also a lover of the BBC show Strictly Come Dancing.
by BenjameenoDeeno November 9, 2019
Ben is usually a very beautiful man who is very hench, typically being able to lift up to 250kg. He is the type of man to vote brexit, but later deny that.
by BenjameenoDeeno November 8, 2019
Taaj Manzoor is a roving ground crew member for low cost airline FlyLo. He was born in Bradford, but his roots trace all the way back to Pakistan, you get me? He loves BMX and Cage Fighting. He is truly against racists, such as Ian Foot. Because of his race, Taaj was added to a list of people Ian Foot feels threaten the security of our country. His chosen faith is George Michael’s and doesn’t like curry, preferring English foods, like pizza or chinese. He was once asked if he had a connection to Al Qaeda, but claimed he never met the guy. Once in a while, he is allowed on pussy wagon duty, meaning he can just cruise round the airport. He is well known for being able to pull girls in an instance. Taaj also is a great liar, being able to create excuses of why the plains are delayed. Some of these include: A volcano has erupted in Bradford and The pilot has parked the plane and forgot where he left it. Taaj aspires to be a movie director, and has already made some hits like Future Cop 200. Overall, Taaj is a great worker and is very loyal to his company FlyLo.
by BenjameenoDeeno November 9, 2019
by BenjameenoDeeno November 8, 2019
Brexit, verb brexiting, is a term used to describe a person who is telling everyone they are leaving, but then stay another hour.
Person 1: Gosh why is John still here, I thought he left an hour ago?
Person 2: I think he decided to do a bit of a Brexit.
Person 2: I think he decided to do a bit of a Brexit.
by BenjameenoDeeno November 8, 2019