BenchMax345's definitions

Fake Bacon

This word can be use to describe any person who fake noticeable "tanish" skin. Although their friends may say that they look "naturally" tan, it's a lie. It is clearly noticeable. Let's not lie to ourself here. What is natural is the skin color that you were born with. In conclusion, if you think you need a tan, then the truth is that you put yourself below every normal human being. On the plus side, you Fake Bacon provide society with laughter and entertainment with your fake tan look. Congrats.

Chick (came to a party sizzling): Sup gangsta! Do you like my new tan?
Random Person: Dude, you're a fake bacon! lol
Chick: (Leave the party and cry.)

by BenchMax345 February 15, 2008

w^5

w^5 is read as w to the fifth. w^5 is translated to "which was what we wanted."

David: We got the answer to be 56 cm cube. Now, I'm going to check the answer...and it is 56 cm cube... w^5 BOOYAH!

by BenchMax345 February 8, 2009

Zoo Driftin'

A fictional event used in a lie to avoid another potential event.

Chick1: Do you want to study hardcore tonight?
Chick2: Awwww, I can't. I'm going Zoo Driftin'. Yeah...the crew and I are going drifting at the zoo.

by BenchMax345 February 29, 2008

Powerful

1. When anything or anyone excend the ability to over bench 300lbs and when the scouter read its power level to be OVER 9,000.
2. The ability to do anything (such as banging your mom).
3. Chuck Norris.

D: Why the fuck did you do that?!!\
V: Cause I'm POWERFUL!!!!!


V: I aced the test cause the teacher printed it in the library
D: POWERFUL!

by BenchMax345 May 21, 2009

Mega Psycho Crusher

A brute attack that consist of the attacker flying in the air at 3.00*10^8 m/s. While flying, the person body will build of a deadly electricity(40 kilo amperes) and strike his/her opponent(s). This attack is unavoidable. Mega Psycho Crusher is a "one-hit kill." Mega Psycho Crusher is an equivalent of an output of 40 grams of Chucktanium energy. Mega Psycho Crusher is also an occupation that help provide funeral service hence bringing the dead body down to ashes.

Funeral Service Provider: I'm sorry for your loss.
Over Sensitive Chick (Crying): I wish he could live another 190 years; he's to young to die.
Funeral Service Provider: He served his time. We can not let his body freeze in the harsh blizzard any longer. Your soul will survive through this lonely winter...I promise.
Over Sensitive Chick (Crying): WTF, what are you intending to do? Tell Me! (So emotional)
Funeral Service Provider: Listen! he served his time; it's time to end your misery...MEGA PSYCHO CRUSHER!! (velocity increase; endothermic process "catapultulate."
Over Sensitive Chick (Crying and shouting): NOOOOOOO!
(BOOM!, the corpse is now reduce down into ashes)
Funeral Service Provider: RIP.
(Since Mega Psycho Crusher travel at the speed of light, The Over Sensitive Chick screaming sound can't travel as fast in comparison. Hence, the logic fits perfectly: When summon, Mega Psycho Crusher can't be stop, regardless.

by BenchMax345 February 24, 2008

mid-life crisis

Mid-life crisis (MLC, not to be confused with TLC) is a very common among people ranging from 30-50 years of age. In every aspects of our lives, mid-life crisis finds its voice through every passage of our lives. People with mid-life crisis falsely believed that they are young (from ages 15-25). They drive a Corvette, Mustang, and other sports vehicles. On a daily basis, people with mid-life crisis can be discovered/hunt down on regular college campuses. People with mid-life crisis can be best described by using the term-"middy-life." Middy-lifes have an untrammeled desire to achieve a feeling of youthfulness and horniness. The effects of mid-life crisis can lead an individual to evolve into a pedo bear.

If you are 30 years old or older, then you are a mid-life crisis.

by benchmax345 May 10, 2008

faggot snapshot

When a guy poses for the mirror and takes pictures of himself with a camera or his cellphone (typically with his cellphone). These guys normally take off their shirt and take a picture of themselves to attract higher level of queers. It is very commonly seen on myspace,facebook, and other social networking sites. Guys who faggot snapshot of themselves are known as queer baits.

I have a six pac and I want to show it off to all the ladies on my facebook. So I became shirtless and snapped some so-called "hot" pictures of myself in front of the mirror. The next day, I attracted a shitload of queers and all the girls lol'd at me.

by BenchMax345 November 30, 2011