BenchMax345's definitions

Cancun

A place where you have OVER 9000 percent chance of having sex or losing your virginity. Cancun is a place where you can be drunk 25/7, not 24/7. It is place where alcohol is available everywhere you turn to. Nobody down in Cancun will ID you. In fact, nobody gives a shit. However, going to the airport with a hangover can be a bitch and a half.

I went to Cancun and a lot happened ;)

by BenchMax345 February 24, 2009

pro-crastinating

Someone who severely procrastinate and loses their amenity of procrastinating; therefore, the heavy procrastinators become pro at crastinating.

David: Mr. Goodger, I'm going to procrastinate on my Trig and Pre-AP Physics test. I'm good at procrastinating.
Mr. Goodger: Be careful David, if you procrastinate too much, you will lose your amenity become a pro at crastinating. In other word, pro-crastinating.
David: Ha! whateva, da crew n i r goin' driftin' at da zoo!

by BenchMax345 March 20, 2008

Valentineless

Someone who does not have a valentine. They seek hope, but they face a severe beat down. Although this symptom temporary, it may lead to a catastrophic event.

Friend: Who's your valentine?
Me: No one, I'm Valentineless.
Friend: Oh.

by BenchMax345 February 14, 2008

Powerful

1. When anything or anyone excend the ability to over bench 300lbs and when the scouter read its power level to be OVER 9,000.
2. The ability to do anything (such as banging your mom).
3. Chuck Norris.

D: Why the fuck did you do that?!!\
V: Cause I'm POWERFUL!!!!!


V: I aced the test cause the teacher printed it in the library
D: POWERFUL!

by BenchMax345 May 21, 2009

emo-power bomb

First of all, an average emo person weigh approximately 155lbs. that's pretty skinny and light. In order to activate emo-power bomb, first, one must be able to hang clean 185lbs, vertically bench press(135lbs.) the person 2 feet from your shoulders, and slam his/her back on the floor as hard as possible. Although emo-power bomb can be powerful, it can also be negate by a fat wiggling emo kid. Yes, emo-power bomb is considered a hate crime. This action is also considered unconstitutional.

Dumb Jock: Dude, it's an emo kid. What are you doing sitting on our lunch table.
Emo kid: I'm writing sad poetry.
Dumb Jock: Go Go Gadget emo-power bomb!(Emo kid quickly elevated above the dumb jock's shoulders)
Emo kid: Nooooooooo! (SLLLAAMMM right through the lunch table)
Dumb Jock: You just got pwn.

by BenchMax345 February 29, 2008

Fog of Life

During the day, when you are bored, you look outside the windows from your house. You see nothing but fogs. You, all quietly by yourself, asked, "What is the meaning of life?" Therefore, you decided it is time to walk in the fog. You walked outside, but you can't perceive any physical object except the slow lingering fog. Being surrounded by the fog, you look up the sky in searching for the sun's effort in piercing through the dense fog. As you're looking up, you whispered, "What is the meaning of life." Slowly, you look back down and you see yourself standing in a beautiful place; something that is beyond your dream. The fogs will erase the horrid image of society and temporary place the beauty of your thoughts in reality hence giving you a feeling of "the good life."

5:00 AM: I wasn't able to sleep all night. It was foggy outside. I sat by myself reading philosophy books and peaking out my window after reading a page.

7:00 AM: I started sipping on bitter wine, solving mathematical proofs, and smoking from my hookah while still waiting for the fogs to lift.

8:00 AM: I took a stroll outside of my quiet neighborhood. I think to myself, "What is the meaning of life."

8:01 AM: The fogs viciously collapse. I shut my eyes and cower down the floor in my state of fear.

??:?? AM/PM: I standing in the center at a beautiful trance concert held at some night club. By inspection, the night club was somewhere around 400 feet up in the starry sky surrounded by other buildings. The sound of trance music was very pleasant to the ears. I was surrounded by people in anime costumes and raving outfits. They were so nice. Life has gotten better. I started dancing in the fog of life! I was so amazed at the surroundings that I failed realize I was wearing a Dark Magician costume. Immediately after the realization my Dark Magician costume, a girl in a Dark Magician Girl costume asked me to dance with her. We danced the night away. Suddenly, my dream vaporizes and…

2:35 PM: I found myself resting on the hospital bed with several tubes jacked into my lifeless body. They drug tested me. The doctor asked, "Are you on any drugs?" I replied directly, "THE FOG OF LIFE"

by BenchMax345 January 18, 2010

Fake Bacon

This word can be use to describe any person who fake noticeable "tanish" skin. Although their friends may say that they look "naturally" tan, it's a lie. It is clearly noticeable. Let's not lie to ourself here. What is natural is the skin color that you were born with. In conclusion, if you think you need a tan, then the truth is that you put yourself below every normal human being. On the plus side, you Fake Bacon provide society with laughter and entertainment with your fake tan look. Congrats.

Chick (came to a party sizzling): Sup gangsta! Do you like my new tan?
Random Person: Dude, you're a fake bacon! lol
Chick: (Leave the party and cry.)

by BenchMax345 February 15, 2008