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**BenchMax345**

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Need Alcohol To Operate

Dude1: Dude, she won't have sex with me.

Powerful Kid: That's because she NATO on everyone.

Dude1: WTF? I've taken U.S. History already.

Powerful Kid: You cock fag! You need to fill er' up with alcohol before you can "operate" on her.

Dude1: Oh...

Powerful Kid: That's because she NATO on everyone.

Dude1: WTF? I've taken U.S. History already.

Powerful Kid: You cock fag! You need to fill er' up with alcohol before you can "operate" on her.

Dude1: Oh...

by BenchMax345
March 29, 2008

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People who follow the retard ideologies. Retardationalism is usually used by midlife crisis, high school students, and ADDs to gain attention in class. Retardationalism is lead by Hillary Clinton. R-tards are the people who follows the concept of Retardationalism.

I will purposely fail my test today because I follow the concept of Retardationalism.

by BenchMax345
February 24, 2008

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alias: Techno Viking

Keith Jardine is Techno Viking...currently a UFC fighter.

by BenchMax345
May 07, 2009

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This move can only be pulled off by young single mom (ages between 16-23). Atomic Lotus occurs when a single mom decided to let the grand parent (assuming they both are still alive) baby sit the little ones at night. Afterward, when the baby decided to go to sleep, the mother will go out and party or do what she wants.

There's a big party going on tonigh; I'm going to drop an Atomic Lotus tonight.

by BenchMax345
March 07, 2009

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w^5 is read as w to the fifth. w^5 is translated to "which was what we wanted."

David: We got the answer to be 56 cm cube. Now, I'm going to check the answer...and it is 56 cm cube... w^5 BOOYAH!

by BenchMax345
February 08, 2009

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A rare species of eagles. Ball eagles can appear suddenly at any given time. Ball Eagle exist to attack only men(not women). Ball eagle will purposely attack your balls if you're not careful. Ball Eagle can fly 1745% faster than the maximum speed of an original bald eagle. Ball eagles fly at full speed, without delay or hesitation, directly into your balls.

Josh and I was flying kites one day. Suddenly, a ball eagle flew straight into Josh's balls hence destroying his family jewels.

by BenchMax345
February 29, 2008

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To violate the law of mathematics. An approach to solve a math problem in an incorrect step. An attempt to convert a number divided by 0 to a numerical value. To express an imaginary number as a real number.

Dude#1: So when you divide x^2 by 2 then...you get x?

Dude#2: How the fuck did you get x?

Dude#1: I divide the power of 2 by 2.

Dude#2: You are pulling some dodgy Math here kiddo. Quit being an R tard and go back to Pre-Algebra.

Dude#2: How the fuck did you get x?

Dude#1: I divide the power of 2 by 2.

Dude#2: You are pulling some dodgy Math here kiddo. Quit being an R tard and go back to Pre-Algebra.

by BenchMax345
February 19, 2008