3 definitions by BenTheRed

bowel blocker

A person who either intentionally or inadvertently prevents another person from having a movement.

I can't poop with an audience and I have three kids, two dogs and a wife who don't believe in privacy. My life is full of bowel blockers.

by BenTheRed October 20, 2013

phoom

Elephant flatulence.

1950's London, 2 well dressed Congolese doctors having a corridor debate in a hospital. Its 'phoom', says one. Its 'phoowm' says the other. Nasal English doctor sidles up, I think you'll find it's 'womb'. Nah, mate, they say. You wouldn't know about elephant flatulence.

by BenTheRed September 30, 2005

SHY POOPER

A person who can't do a number two in a public restroom if they are not alone.

Scotty came out of the bathroom discouraged and distended because the endless stream of gents using the public toilets meant he couldn't do his business. Scotty is a shy pooper.

Shy poopers live in fear of bowel blockers.

by BenTheRed October 20, 2013