3 definitions by BenTheGrate

Top Definition
Delicate, lacy, fairy-like strands of foecal matter which hold individual turds to the inner lining of the large intestine and/or colon.
"Damn, girl, the inside of yo ass be coated with fecal mousse."

" 'Food and pussy, fella,' said the leader of the turds, now barely clinging to the wall by one pseudopod of fecal mousse..." -Jonathan Franzen in THE CORRECTIONS
by BenTheGrate November 29, 2009
or, more properly, foecal beef.

n. The fetid substance within the colon that is the result of the digestion, or partial digestion, of a large slab of beef.
"Dude, I ate the biggest fucking steak of my life last night, and now my insides are exploding with fecal beef."

"Honey, what did you have for dinner at that convention last night? The toilet is clogged with foecal beef."
by BenTheGrate November 29, 2009
A false cognate which, when spoken in Latin America or Spain means "how many," but in the United States refers to something equivalent in revulsion to a large, steaming pile of rotting dog feces.
"Oh, damn. I just stepped into a big steaming pile of quantas."

After sucking a fart from the bum's asshole, Ben exclaimed, "Ewwww, quantas!"
by BenTheGrate November 29, 2009

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