, of course, is the popular abreviation that is used throughout the english speaking world.
The term, major cba, places greater emphasis of how unmotivated an individual may feel.
YTV post room employee: Kendy, its 3pm, why you asleep on the couch??
Kendy: major cba.
A person partaking in actions worthy of praise from fellow peers.
Sick Guy behaviour includes:
Chris Man walking into a restaurant in a hoodie and trackies and aksing everyone for a "touch".
Heppell purchasing a car from YES! car credit.
Darrell bedding a stani.
Patson getting tossed off on the dancefloor.
A word of geordie origin. Has a variety of meanings, these include,
To be happy with proceedings (I have dealt)
To be especially pleased with something (proper dealt)
A random word to say during awkward moments of silence (dealt!)
To ask someone if they are well (are you deeeealt?)
An offensive put-down (Are ya dealt being a cunt?)
Again as with most 'lads phrases', the word can be pronounced in a high or low pitched manner.
Certain followers of a lower league team choose to use the similar sounding word 'delph' refering to an over-rated youngster, who most propably won't be playing for them next season.
Similar to the word, ussss
woody: proper dealt like.
Yeppell: o'neills have a half price sale on shorts, dealt!
Kendy: When I nicked her bag and took it to the toilets, i found 100 euros, dealt!
Displaying the characteristics of the famous professional gambler from Alwoodley, who goes by the name of "Yeppell".
Examples of Yeppellish behaviour includes:
- Using any special occasion as an excuse to wear a suit (preferably white) and hire out a limo
- Drinking champagne
- Driving a silver 206
- Wearing shades
- Clubbing attire consisting of white loafers and a shirt with only 2 buttons done up
- Being obsessed with "birds and stuff"
- Listening to cheesy dance tunes e.g. bodyrockers
- Owning fcuk garments
- Having one pint then going onto the smirnoff ices
- Regularly perusing markets
- Getting into debt
- Refusing to get a job other than for YTV/Steve
- Purchasing stuff thats sold out in leeds and can only be obtained in catalogues e.g. Timberland boots, Klaus Kobec watch (rrp £900)
- Haggling down the price of a taxi home from £12 to £10 - "we can get it cheaper"
A sound made to display a positive outlook on proceedings.
Heppell: yeah, went to the bookies today and put £50 on knot in wood at redcar, usssssssssss.
Kendy: just found £20 ussssss!
Someone or something:
*bending the truth.
*taking the piss.
*spreading rumours about close friends.
Chattin shit is usually a hereditory desease that is often brought on by the chatters own descretion. If this is a common thing, then it is known as a chattin disorder. A chattin signal with the hand can also be delivered at the same time. "Self chat" occurs when a person chats shit about themselves, usually purposely.
Examples of chattin shit include:
Heppell reckoning timberlands are all sold out in leeds.
Shagging Fat birds.
Sexual deviances on the dance floor.
Urban Dictionary taking 14 weeks to check a submission.
Heppell: "lets go in this bar, its open till 2".
Basically Yeppell in general.
Rich moving to birmingham for the same job.
Northy: "I just had sex outside amnesia!"
Northy: "I pulled 15 girls tonight"
Swampy: "They're not your friends, they're OUR friends"
Rich: "Here have our chips, you're crazy guys!"
Rich: "I'm gona buy clothes in ibiza, theyre cheaper"
Originally used by stoners, but now has become popularised to refer to all occasions when an individual requires a hefty intake of food.
This feeling usually occurs upon leaving a club in the 3am-6am time bracket, and especially when suffering a hangover.
When in this state, the usual solution is to phone/visit a take-away, with popular examples including sultans, dixy and big bite.
The foods consumed are certainly not part of a stable diet, such as your usual pizzas and kebabs, however certain cases have been reported to include excessive amounts of big macs and bargain buckets.
Griff: Kendy, are we ording a rajas? I got munch to fuck! I want a burger, but without the burger and stuff, just the bread bap, oh and a chocolate cake!
Kendy: When you picking me up to goto slip's deli, i got munch to fuck.
Gayshall: I'm off to mcdonalds with my vouchers to get 4 big macs.
Nick Moore: Sak you lot, I'm off for a bargain bucket!