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An abbreviation of 'bad shit going down'. Despite this, it can still be pronounced ' bsgd going down'.
Refers to a moment of realisation that proceedings have taken a turn for the worse.
For situations requiring greater emphasive of how bad they seem, the term 'major bsgd' applies.
Refers to a moment of realisation that proceedings have taken a turn for the worse.
For situations requiring greater emphasive of how bad they seem, the term 'major bsgd' applies.
Kendy: I just lost a bud of weed, bsgd going down!
Yeppell: The repo man from the catalogue took my tv, 206 and 12 man tent....major bsgd!
Gayshall: Bsgd went down last night, someone broke into my car and took my coursework and metal cds!!!
Yeppell: The repo man from the catalogue took my tv, 206 and 12 man tent....major bsgd!
Gayshall: Bsgd went down last night, someone broke into my car and took my coursework and metal cds!!!
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Get the ey fuckin ey mug.cba, of course, is the popular abreviation that is used throughout the english speaking world.
The term, major cba, places greater emphasis of how unmotivated an individual may feel.
The term, major cba, places greater emphasis of how unmotivated an individual may feel.
by Beester May 15, 2009
Get the major cba mug.Originally used by stoners, but now has become popularised to refer to all occasions when an individual requires a hefty intake of food.
This feeling usually occurs upon leaving a club in the 3am-6am time bracket, and especially when suffering a hangover.
When in this state, the usual solution is to phone/visit a take-away, with popular examples including sultans, dixy and big bite.
The foods consumed are certainly not part of a stable diet, such as your usual pizzas and kebabs, however certain cases have been reported to include excessive amounts of big macs and bargain buckets.
This feeling usually occurs upon leaving a club in the 3am-6am time bracket, and especially when suffering a hangover.
When in this state, the usual solution is to phone/visit a take-away, with popular examples including sultans, dixy and big bite.
The foods consumed are certainly not part of a stable diet, such as your usual pizzas and kebabs, however certain cases have been reported to include excessive amounts of big macs and bargain buckets.
Griff: Kendy, are we ording a rajas? I got munch to fuck! I want a burger, but without the burger and stuff, just the bread bap, oh and a chocolate cake!
Kendy: When you picking me up to goto slip's deli, i got munch to fuck.
Gayshall: I'm off to mcdonalds with my vouchers to get 4 big macs.
Nick Moore: Sak you lot, I'm off for a bargain bucket!
Kendy: When you picking me up to goto slip's deli, i got munch to fuck.
Gayshall: I'm off to mcdonalds with my vouchers to get 4 big macs.
Nick Moore: Sak you lot, I'm off for a bargain bucket!
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Kendy: just found £20 ussssss!
Kendy: just found £20 ussssss!
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Obviously, it refers to an exclamation of delight without the strenuous activity of actually achieching an orgasm.
Hand gestures are optional.
Obviously, it refers to an exclamation of delight without the strenuous activity of actually achieching an orgasm.
Hand gestures are optional.
Gayshall: I just made 20 grand picking grapes, now i can hang out with the crazzzyyy guys pppppp!
Gayshall: We're off to the chinese disco pppppp
Gayshall: New ffaf album and tour ppppp!
Gayshall: My hair is green, ppppp
Gayshall: We're off to the chinese disco pppppp
Gayshall: New ffaf album and tour ppppp!
Gayshall: My hair is green, ppppp
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*lying.
*bending the truth.
*taking the piss.
*spreading rumours about close friends.
Chattin shit is usually a hereditory desease that is often brought on by the chatters own descretion. If this is a common thing, then it is known as a chattin disorder. A chattin signal with the hand can also be delivered at the same time. "Self chat" occurs when a person chats shit about themselves, usually purposely.
*lying.
*bending the truth.
*taking the piss.
*spreading rumours about close friends.
Chattin shit is usually a hereditory desease that is often brought on by the chatters own descretion. If this is a common thing, then it is known as a chattin disorder. A chattin signal with the hand can also be delivered at the same time. "Self chat" occurs when a person chats shit about themselves, usually purposely.
Examples of chattin shit include:
Heppell reckoning timberlands are all sold out in leeds.
Shagging Fat birds.
Sexual deviances on the dance floor.
Urban Dictionary taking 14 weeks to check a submission.
Heppell: "lets go in this bar, its open till 2".
Basically Yeppell in general.
Rich moving to birmingham for the same job.
Steve chat.
Northy: "I just had sex outside amnesia!"
Northy: "I pulled 15 girls tonight"
Swampy: "They're not your friends, they're OUR friends"
Rich: "Here have our chips, you're crazy guys!"
Rich: "I'm gona buy clothes in ibiza, theyre cheaper"
Heppell reckoning timberlands are all sold out in leeds.
Shagging Fat birds.
Sexual deviances on the dance floor.
Urban Dictionary taking 14 weeks to check a submission.
Heppell: "lets go in this bar, its open till 2".
Basically Yeppell in general.
Rich moving to birmingham for the same job.
Steve chat.
Northy: "I just had sex outside amnesia!"
Northy: "I pulled 15 girls tonight"
Swampy: "They're not your friends, they're OUR friends"
Rich: "Here have our chips, you're crazy guys!"
Rich: "I'm gona buy clothes in ibiza, theyre cheaper"
by Beester July 24, 2008
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