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munch to fuck

Originally used by stoners, but now has become popularised to refer to all occasions when an individual requires a hefty intake of food.

This feeling usually occurs upon leaving a club in the 3am-6am time bracket, and especially when suffering a hangover.

When in this state, the usual solution is to phone/visit a take-away, with popular examples including sultans, dixy and big bite.

The foods consumed are certainly not part of a stable diet, such as your usual pizzas and kebabs, however certain cases have been reported to include excessive amounts of big macs and bargain buckets.
Griff: Kendy, are we ording a rajas? I got munch to fuck! I want a burger, but without the burger and stuff, just the bread bap, oh and a chocolate cake!

Kendy: When you picking me up to goto slip's deli, i got munch to fuck.

Gayshall: I'm off to mcdonalds with my vouchers to get 4 big macs.

Nick Moore: Sak you lot, I'm off for a bargain bucket!
by Beester May 16, 2009
mugGet the munch to fuckmug.

bsgd

An abbreviation of 'bad shit going down'. Despite this, it can still be pronounced ' bsgd going down'.

Refers to a moment of realisation that proceedings have taken a turn for the worse.

For situations requiring greater emphasive of how bad they seem, the term 'major bsgd' applies.
Kendy: I just lost a bud of weed, bsgd going down!

Yeppell: The repo man from the catalogue took my tv, 206 and 12 man tent....major bsgd!

Gayshall: Bsgd went down last night, someone broke into my car and took my coursework and metal cds!!!
by Beester May 15, 2009
mugGet the bsgdmug.

ey fuckin ey

Being obsessed with someone to the point of ringing them up every day, texting if not on the phone to them, selling out mates for them, and having an arm around them at all possible times. Doing it in a high pitched or aggressive manor to indicate the level of togetherness of the relationship is optional.
Heppell: I'm off out with Riddeal tonight
Response: EY FUKIN EY
by Beester September 8, 2005
mugGet the ey fuckin eymug.

wrai

Can be pronounced in many ways including - 'ray', 'ree', 'reeeaaaeeeeee'.

Usually follows a particular unfortunate moment or incident.

Is the direct opposite of ussss.
Yeppell: I only sold 5 cards this week, thats £7 income for the month, wrai.

Beester: But wrai, can we still have cuddles though?

White: Wrai! Swampy just broke up with me, but wait up, i'll be in bondi shortly...

Patson/Kendy: Oh well, this will be the 3rd season in a row we're paying premier league season ticket prices to watch lower league football...wrai :(

Gayshall: No more australia, wraaaaaaiiii

Kevo: wrai, sharn won't take me back but london will, usssss.
by Beester May 15, 2009
mugGet the wraimug.

Chatting Shit

Someone or something:
*lying.
*bending the truth.
*taking the piss.
*spreading rumours about close friends.

Chattin shit is usually a hereditory desease that is often brought on by the chatters own descretion. If this is a common thing, then it is known as a chattin disorder. A chattin signal with the hand can also be delivered at the same time. "Self chat" occurs when a person chats shit about themselves, usually purposely
Examples of chatting shit include:
Heppell reckoning timberlands are all sold out in leeds.
Shagging Fat birds.
Sexual deviances on the dance floor.
Urban Dictionary taking 14 weeks to check a submission.
Heppell: "lets go in this bar, its open till 2".
Basically Yeppell in general.
Rich moving to birmingham for the same job.
Steve chat.
Northy: "I just had sex outside amnesia!"
Northy: "I pulled 15 girls tonight"
Rich: "Here have our chips, you're crazy guys!"
Rich: "I'm gona buy clothes in ibiza, theyre cheaper"
by Beester January 20, 2006
mugGet the Chatting Shitmug.

ey fukin ey

Being obsessed with someone to the point of ringing them up every day, texting if not on the phone to them, sellout out mates for them, and having an arm around them at all possible times.

Doing it in a high pitched or aggressive manor to indicate the level of togetherness of the relationship is optional.
Heppell: I'm off out with riddeal tonight
Response: EY FUKIN EY
by Beester September 7, 2005
mugGet the ey fukin eymug.

ppppp

As it is virtually impossible to express into words the sound of a cum shot, this is the chosen way it is written as.

Obviously, it refers to an exclamation of delight without the strenuous activity of actually achieching an orgasm.

Hand gestures are optional.
Gayshall: I just made 20 grand picking grapes, now i can hang out with the crazzzyyy guys pppppp!

Gayshall: We're off to the chinese disco pppppp

Gayshall: New ffaf album and tour ppppp!

Gayshall: My hair is green, ppppp
by Beester May 15, 2009
mugGet the pppppmug.

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