31 definitions by Beavis

snake oil

Medicine or therapy that doesn't work.

Most of the shit sold at health food stores are snake oil products.

by Beavis March 23, 2003

cornholio

a fucking moron who is constipated and puts his fucking piece of shit shirt over his fucking head.

I am Cornholio, a fucking moron, and i put my piece of shit shirt over my fucking head.

by Beavis October 4, 2005

beavis song

Its a mad cap song about beavis.. some dude with a big head which is controled by a monkey. (visit www.beavissong.tk)

Beavis you big headed fool.. did you hear your song yet

by Beavis April 10, 2005

golden spanky

The act of urinating on someone's face while slapping them

I totally gave her a golden spanky last night

by Beavis August 14, 2022

zeroday

post whore.

zeroday is a friggin post whore.

by Beavis October 2, 2003

cock-tease

God damn, fat-e is always a real fucking cock tease!

by Beavis March 18, 2003

the episcopal academy

some little bitch goes here, klu klux kliff

reason for not fighting, "it's a waste of my time." what a pussy

by Beavis March 24, 2005