3 definitions by Beaver-man

Jayda Deep

unintentionally getting k-holed at a gig or festival after having an extra cheeky bump (or pinch)

Accidentally got a little too wonky on the k, I went Jayda deep and Jayda G

by Beaver-man July 5, 2022

joelong

A 'joelong' is unit of measure, like a furlong, but for group chat message length. The length of which is based on the average length of that one person in the WhatsApp/group chat whose messages are almost always too long. One joelong is typically as long as this explanation, the main difference being, it could be made significantly shorter. Perhaps a single line.

Sorry that message was 3 joelongs. In short, my wisdom teeth need to come out.

by Beaver-man January 13, 2018

pinch

a unit of measure (typically reserved for ketamine) equivalent to the volume held between ones thumb and index finger. One can administer said pinch to self, friends or strangers... with consent

Would you like a pinch? two-please.

by Beaver-man July 5, 2022