5 definitions by BeanieBitch
The Wuhan Wheezer is a geneticly enhanced version of what is currently known as Covid-19 that knows how to do Jujitsu to all of your healthy cells to make them sick.
Side Effects May Include:
- The Ability To Perform Martial Arts At A Black Belt Level
- The Sudden Urge To Eat An Eggroll/Rice
- The Sudden Inability To Drive
- Darkening Of Skin
- Change Of Language
- Squint Eyes
- Dry Cough
- Death
Side Effects May Include:
- The Ability To Perform Martial Arts At A Black Belt Level
- The Sudden Urge To Eat An Eggroll/Rice
- The Sudden Inability To Drive
- Darkening Of Skin
- Change Of Language
- Squint Eyes
- Dry Cough
- Death
"Dude, I'm gonna die! Jason gave me the Wuhan Wheezer after he went to a Chinese restaurant!"
"Ok dude, get the fuck back bitch! I don't like eggrolls!"
"Ok dude, get the fuck back bitch! I don't like eggrolls!"
by BeanieBitch October 6, 2020
1) This is that guy/gall who sits on a corner and offers blowjobs for cash.
2) The type of person to sit on a street corner pretending to be homeless, when they're not, to get money.
3) Some retard who dresses homeless and lets his/her hair grow out just to look homeless for a joke. These people are
often somehow even MORE retarded than the people above
2) The type of person to sit on a street corner pretending to be homeless, when they're not, to get money.
3) Some retard who dresses homeless and lets his/her hair grow out just to look homeless for a joke. These people are
often somehow even MORE retarded than the people above
1) "Dude, some gay faggot just offered to give me a blowjob!"
"Oh, so you finally met the local homeless suck-off, Uncle Schmunkle?"
2) "Dude, I just saw Uncle Schmunkle sitting on a street corner asking for money! What a homeless suck-off!"
3) "Bruh, Taylor is such a homeless suck-off. He looks homeless and makes jokes about being homeless. It's like, dude, we
get it, your not fucking funny, but you don't have to rub it in our faces. Get a fucking haircut and get a jacket that
doesn't have holes in it. Jesus fucking christ.
"Oh, so you finally met the local homeless suck-off, Uncle Schmunkle?"
2) "Dude, I just saw Uncle Schmunkle sitting on a street corner asking for money! What a homeless suck-off!"
3) "Bruh, Taylor is such a homeless suck-off. He looks homeless and makes jokes about being homeless. It's like, dude, we
get it, your not fucking funny, but you don't have to rub it in our faces. Get a fucking haircut and get a jacket that
doesn't have holes in it. Jesus fucking christ.
by BeanieBitch February 23, 2020
The Portuguese Dick Trap occurs when a small Portuguese woman called "Justa" seduces a man and she uses her ancient power to tighten around his dick, taking control of his mind and making him a slave until she takes his dick out.
by BeanieBitch October 6, 2020
One who doesn't : cheat, lie, talk to people there not supposed to,go behind your back or pick someone else before you
by BeanieBitch July 28, 2016
Mr. Thewky is that P.E. teacher that likes to be a perv and watch the girl's locker room through the many peep-holes he has created to spy on young girls. Everyone had this guy, you just don't want to admit it. Also, unrelatedly, he LOVES tofu, he'll just never admit it to you.
"Yo, I just caught Mr. Thewky lookin' through one of his peep-holes!"
"Bro, what?! Mr. Thewky would never do that!"
"Yeah, man! Also, he was bein' all weird, eating a block of tofu while watching. What a weird, pervy old man."
"Bro, what?! Mr. Thewky would never do that!"
"Yeah, man! Also, he was bein' all weird, eating a block of tofu while watching. What a weird, pervy old man."
by BeanieBitch October 6, 2020