The Wuhan Wheezer is a geneticly enhanced version of what is currently known as Covid-19 that knows how to do Jujitsu to all of your healthy cells to make them sick.
Side Effects May Include:
- The Ability To Perform Martial Arts At A Black Belt Level
- The Sudden Urge To Eat An Eggroll/Rice
- The Sudden Inability To Drive
- Darkening Of Skin
- Change Of Language
- Squint Eyes
- Dry Cough
- Death
Side Effects May Include:
- The Ability To Perform Martial Arts At A Black Belt Level
- The Sudden Urge To Eat An Eggroll/Rice
- The Sudden Inability To Drive
- Darkening Of Skin
- Change Of Language
- Squint Eyes
- Dry Cough
- Death
"Dude, I'm gonna die! Jason gave me the Wuhan Wheezer after he went to a Chinese restaurant!"
"Ok dude, get the fuck back bitch! I don't like eggrolls!"
"Ok dude, get the fuck back bitch! I don't like eggrolls!"
by BeanieBitch October 6, 2020