8 definitions by BattlerOfTheParkers
Although death himself and sent on a mission to cleanse the Earth he is a pretty nice guy. Sometimes he's a jerk to his friends but he always takes control when needed, and has their backs. He's also considered an anomaly and cannot be fully understood by the feeble mind. Tiny cock, I would know.
Josh: "Shut the hell up."
Guy: "Why?"
Josh: "You bullied my friends."
Dude 1: "Yo do you see Josh over there?"
Girl 1: "Yeah he's shouting so much."
Dude 2: "And why is he obsessed with among us?"
Girl 2: "Oh yeah I dated him, he's so nice!"
Girl 1: "Sounds like a control-freak."
Guy: "Why?"
Josh: "You bullied my friends."
Dude 1: "Yo do you see Josh over there?"
Girl 1: "Yeah he's shouting so much."
Dude 2: "And why is he obsessed with among us?"
Girl 2: "Oh yeah I dated him, he's so nice!"
Girl 1: "Sounds like a control-freak."
by BattlerOfTheParkers June 3, 2023
by BattlerOfTheParkers June 3, 2023
There are 3 types of Parkers. The average Parker is so fucking annoying like shut the hell up. He also has a record for tiniest dick, it looks like a vagina. The rarer middle name parker is still annoying but he can easily get you to care about him. He's also an asshole sometime, though he will restore your faith in Parkers. Then there is the girl parker. Said to be the spawn of Satan she will kill you with her annoying personality and you will hate her for the rest of your life. She's also such a fucking dumb blonde. Legends say that one day the 3 Parkers will meet and have a legendary battle. However if the girl parker wins Armageddon will start and all hope will be lost. They're all really tall or really short though.
Person 1: "Hey bro do you see Parker over there?"
Person 2: "Yeah she's so fucking stupid."
Person 1: "No not her, that Parker over there messing with Jacob."
Person 2: "Yeah she's so fucking stupid."
Person 1: "No not her, that Parker over there messing with Jacob."
by BattlerOfTheParkers June 3, 2023
Why are they all so fucking hot. Except for that one Maya, you know who I'm talking about. Then they'll break your heart by being weird or gay or something.
Person 1: "Hey bro do you see Maya over there? I think I Like her."
Person 2: " Bro she's gay."
Girl 1: "You're so lucky to be with Maya she's so hot."
Girl 2: "I know right, but I hate when other people stare at her.
Person 2: " Bro she's gay."
Girl 1: "You're so lucky to be with Maya she's so hot."
Girl 2: "I know right, but I hate when other people stare at her.
by BattlerOfTheParkers June 3, 2023
by BattlerOfTheParkers June 3, 2023
Nevermind the Battle of the Parkers happened again. We're all so fucking dead, it's up to the first name Parker.
by BattlerOfTheParkers June 3, 2023
by BattlerOfTheParkers June 3, 2023