Batterybob's definitions

Why

1.) Noun
A word no one should ever stop asking.

2.) Adverb
To question something that has happened.

3.) Exclamation
A rhetorical question in surprise or disbelief.

4.) Noun
A reason or an explanation.

5.) Adverb
Ţø question someone accusingly.

6.) Adverb
Ţø ponder your existence as a pathetic human being.

7.) Noun
The last word many people will say in life...

If John had never asked why he would never have been assassinated by the government.

by Batterybob June 14, 2017

can't happen to me mentality

More of a phrase than a word but still symbolic in everyone's life.
It is a time in which you thought your parent couldn't die or you could never be that guy.

Person 1.) Hey how's your dad
Person 2.) He passed away and my life seams completely different.
Person 1.) Gotta ditch that "can't happen to me mentality" or it'll hurt your game.

by Batterybob June 8, 2021

Vocel

A person that is voluntarily celibate (or former voluntary celibate) and aids in the fight against incel's whether it be by non-violent or violent (due to lack of choice), techniques, teachings and(or) apprehending through systematic infiltration of various incel groups or online communities.

I am a vocel,
I don't give in.
My heart was broken,
I just need friends.

I don't blame you,
I don't blame them.
Once I've healed,
I'll love again.
If I ever,
Love again.

by Batterybob November 26, 2020

Zoe-seccsual

1. (Noun): someone who may see many people as attractive, but only wants to be with one person. They do not cheat, lie or steal, even though most people they know do those things. But the zoe-seccsual is not a follower, they would rather be the change they wish to see in the world.
2. (Noun): someone that had the most beautiful woman the gods have ever blessed us dear mortals with and like a fool he let her go because she wanted something he was afraid of. Children and marriage. His name is Robert.

The world knew Ricky was a zoe-seccsual the moment he found a wallet in a parking lot, put the identification on the outside of it with a rubber band, took the money for his service and placed the wallet and all contents other than $10 in the public mail bin to be returned to the owner.

by Batterybob February 9, 2024

Unmissable

(Un-Miss-Abel) Noun- The act of being an unmissable person by always being around another person or always making quick reconnections to them through any means.

He just doesn't understand that constantly being in her inbox is making him unmissable. Can you blame her for feeling like that?

by Batterybob September 17, 2021

Cuntxidation

(Concit-ation) verb
1.) When a person thinks in a manner that is sexist only to their bennifet.

2.) When a person makes every situation work in their favor.

I havent slept with my woman in over a week, i wish she would let go of the Cuntxidation that men have to make the first move EVERY time.

by Batterybob January 4, 2019

BoZo

1. (Noun) B-oh-Z-oh: a completion of Bob and Zoe who's real names are not the names creating the word or even used in this definition.

2. (Noun) B-oh-Z-oh: A fool of a man who didn't realize what was really going on till it was too late and couldn't be undone.

P1 "Did you hear Robert left nicole because he got scared?"

P2 "I know, he could have had the most loyal woman on earth, what BoZo!

by Batterybob February 9, 2024