Batterybob's definitions

Cognitive dissonance

Adverb
(Cog-native-diss-own-ants)
To knowingly and insultingly deny guilt of an act you have commit against a person you claim to respect or otherwise care for.

Did you see the way she tryed to convince him that she should get every penny out of his pocket? Some people don't care who sees their cognitive dissonance these days.

by Batterybob April 25, 2021

Snitch

1.) a person who tells on a fellow criminal in an attempt at getting away with their own crime.

2.) Someone who steals from people with out them knowing, when they are sleeping, not paying attention or unaware of the activity, basically a sneaky thief.

That dude snitched on his dealer when his house got hit by the feds, I should have known he would turn out that way when he stole my phone while I was passed out.

by Batterybob August 20, 2024

Perfect ten.

Noun (pur-fect-ten)
Meaning
A scale of appeal and image or stats that is in no real order as no one is guaranteed to have all 10 qualities in question.

1.) Doesn't cheat. (Always the first one)
2.) Has a great body.
3.) Good looking face.
4.) About their money.
5.) Has a real job, not just a hustle.
6.) Knows how to hold a conversation. (Goes with similar interests)
7.) Takes time to get in bed.
8.) Knows what they want out of life.
9.) Has a place of their own.
10.) Has a car.

11.) <
Miscellaneous things like (but not limited): has no extra baggage, no crazy ex, no record, etc.

Female 1; Hey, you know bob? I kinda like him but he's not a perfect ten. He's more of a 5 MAYBE.
Female 2: Yeah but he's at least working toward being a perfect ten.

by Batterybob April 25, 2021

Unmissable

(Un-Miss-Abel) Noun- The act of being an unmissable person by always being around another person or always making quick reconnections to them through any means.

He just doesn't understand that constantly being in her inbox is making him unmissable. Can you blame her for feeling like that?

by Batterybob September 17, 2021

Cuntxidation

(Concit-ation) verb
1.) When a person thinks in a manner that is sexist only to their bennifet.

2.) When a person makes every situation work in their favor.

I havent slept with my woman in over a week, i wish she would let go of the Cuntxidation that men have to make the first move EVERY time.

by Batterybob January 4, 2019

Vocel

A person that is voluntarily celibate (or former voluntary celibate) and aids in the fight against incel's whether it be by non-violent or violent (due to lack of choice), techniques, teachings and(or) apprehending through systematic infiltration of various incel groups or online communities.

I am a vocel,
I don't give in.
My heart was broken,
I just need friends.

I don't blame you,
I don't blame them.
Once I've healed,
I'll love again.
If I ever,
Love again.

by Batterybob November 26, 2020

can't happen to me mentality

More of a phrase than a word but still symbolic in everyone's life.
It is a time in which you thought your parent couldn't die or you could never be that guy.

Person 1.) Hey how's your dad
Person 2.) He passed away and my life seams completely different.
Person 1.) Gotta ditch that "can't happen to me mentality" or it'll hurt your game.

by Batterybob June 8, 2021