Batman's definitions

clown shoes

Something that is ridiculous in its appearance or existence.

That hoopdashit is fucking clown shoes my nizzle!

by batman December 12, 2002

Maelstrom

Absolut Ownage.

Damn, The Maelstrom's 1339.

by Batman November 11, 2003

cock block

Something that keeps you from getting action.

That bitch scares all the other chicks away! She's a total cock block.

by Batman November 10, 2001

trizzarkled

Really drunk.

"Oh, man," Nicole finally exclaimed. "I am trizzarkled."

by batman July 1, 2004

Franck

Strage Franco-germanic creature with large "Snozzle" prodtruding from the inner face. Often found with a multicoloured hat expending a wide variety of emotions daily.

Hey, Franck, get that snozzle outta here!

by Batman March 30, 2004

Fromm

n. a person who can't afford the whole word "poor" so he's "po". May suffer from extreme Dislexia and has trouble distinguishing between his elbow and his penis. May be seen rubbing his elbow furiously in public.

v. to fail at everything in life

Haven't you ever seen a Mike Fromm living in a box?

by Batman March 5, 2003

to son

1.(verb) to pwn, and also to gain legal custody of.
2. being sonned

1. I want to son you, so I can take you to school.
2. to son or not to son?

by Batman February 21, 2003