Batman's definitions

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Fuckin owned

Best lookin man on the planet

"look its the best looking man on the planet. Fuckin owned

by Batman March 15, 2005

irish

see drunk

ughh dude,i got so irish last night

by batman December 4, 2003

Grayson

A very nice guy. He's particularly good with the ladies, and knows how to please a woman, he is very handsome and athletic and pretty much wins at life. His schlong is a lady killer and if you have a Grayson, make sure to keep him!

"Is that God's brother?"
"No, that's just Grayson"

by Batman June 2, 2014

Abercrombie

A clothing store in which only rich kids, yuppies, preppies, pussies and posers shop at.

Look at that little bitch, trying to fit in by wearing all those preppy clothes. Lets beat his ass.

by Batman April 22, 2005

clown shoes

Something that is ridiculous in its appearance or existence.

That hoopdashit is fucking clown shoes my nizzle!

by batman December 12, 2002

bonkled

1. (adj) When something's so fucked up that it's funny.
2. (v) When a clown has sex with a girl.

1. Having entered the bathroom seconds too late, his positioning procedure failed, and he sprayed the seat and tank with excrement. Upon realizing he'd essentially shit himself, Sproc had to laugh, quite incorrectly thinking that the situation couldn't be more bonkled. To wit, he leaned forward and threw up directly into his trousers.
2. Bozo and Cookie took turns bonkling the understudy.

by batman July 1, 2004

cock block

Something that keeps you from getting action.

That bitch scares all the other chicks away! She's a total cock block.

by Batman November 10, 2001