You can tell who an Evan is by the way he wakes up in the morning. He is a grump with a pole up his ass, and a gingerbread man. Evan belongs to the ginger cult and he uses lots of slang. Such as “Holy fuck”, “Holy tits”, “Like a bitch”, and “On the bus”. If there was a month where an Evan couldn’t say “Yemen” at least once a day, an Evan would fail in 30 minutes at the most.
by BarryMcCocknher November 7, 2019